Tomtord

Make out >:3c

WARNING!!! INTENSE MAKE OUTS >:33c
Tom sat in his room strumming Susan. He was experimenting with chords and tuning until Tord so rudely interrupted.

"How's it going, Thomas?!" The norski asked, somehow excited????

"What's it to you, commie?"

"Whoa with the attitude, Jehovah's Witness!"

Tom groaned.

"Just needed a favor from you! That's all!"

Tom groaned again

"Why? You haven't done anything-"

"Well, in fact, I have! I got your stuffed bear back from that manic in the house the other day!"

"Ugh. True...Fine. What's the favor. It better not be buying you hentai mags again."

"Nope! Nothing like that! I just wanted to try a few moves on you!"

"U-uh... Not sure if I wanna get hurt today, Tord."

"Oh no, not fighting moves, silly! Just... Pick up lines!"

Toms face got warm.

"U-uh... W-why? I'm not one of your anime girl pillows."

"Haha! Good one tom, but please just shut the fuck up!"

"Yikes. Okay. Fine, go for it." Tom said glumly.

"Okay. Ehem! Uhh...Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?"

Toms face got warmer, but forced a laugh

"Haha, f-funny one..."

Tord smirked.

"Next one! I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat! "

Tom giggled.

"Okay uh, Nice ass... what time does it open?"

"Tord oh my god, your seriously going to try these on someone?"

"Well obviously! I already have!"

Toms face was fucking on fire.

"O-oh. Oh my god, Tord."

"Haha..."

Tord sat next to Tom and took his bass and set it down.

"U-uh, Tord?"

Tord put his hand on Toms.

"Tord??"

Tord pulled Toms head closer to his.

"T-Tord, buddy o' pal... What are you-"

Tord smashed his lips against Toms.

"Mm!"

Tom was surprised. He had to put it all together and then he gave in. He couldn't resist. Truly! Honest! Tords hands moved to toms sides and picked him up. Tom, instinctively, wrapped his legs around Tords waist and locked his hands on Tords shoulders. Tord walked over to the wall, still looking into Toms 'eyes' affectionately, and placed Toms back on the wall for support.

"So... Did the pickup lines work or?"

"*sigh* what do you think, norski?"

Tord chuckled and closed the gap between their lips again. This time more passionately. His tongue pressed against Toms lips asking for entrance. Tom accepted, and as Tords tongue explored Toms mouth, the door opened and Edd and Matt walked in

"You guys wanna watch- oh.... Did we.... Interrupted something?" Edd said slowly

"Uh... Kinda. Yeah?" Tord answered.
The two men backed out of the room and closed the door. Tord and Tom could hear them jumping around and overheard Matt whine:

"When are we gonna do that?"

A/N

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SMTH ELSE, HUH! Well... ;3

Okay so uh I'm pretty bad at writing so forgive me

                          RIP
                  GREYSON M.
             TO EMBARRASSED
                 FOR ANYTHING