KOTLC React

Not Actually A React

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AR: And we're back again!

SF: Hi everyone!

AR: We've gotten a lot of questions from viewers during the commercial break. The first from Miss Evalee: What's your favorite session at Foxfire? Why do you like it?

SF: My favorite session is telepathy! It's really fun to work on enhancing my mental capabilities! And I enjoy working with Sir Tiergan. He's very nice. I also like telepathy because I can't blow up anything.

AR: You blow up stuff in other sessions?

SF: Never mind...

AR: Oh! Another call! Hello?

Caller: Hi it's Keefe again! How come you like telepathy? Is it because you get to do trust exercises with Fitz? *smirks*

AR: *giggles*

SF: No! Shut up, Keefe!

KS: You're just saying that because it's true! And I can tell! Because I'm an empath!

SF: Leave now, Keefe!

KS: But...

SF: Now!

KS: Fine... *click*

AR: *still giggling* He seems to enjoy tormenting you.

SF: Yes. He does. And yeah, I do have to do trust exercises with Fitz, but that's not the only reason that I like telepathy.

AR: So that's one of the reasons?

SF: What is this, everyone gang up on Sophie Foster day?

AR: Sorry, sorry. Next question, from one Dexterous Drizee: Who's your favourite out of your friends?

SF: One, that name is fooling no one, Dex, and two, I honestly cannot choose my favourite. You guys are all so great! I just need you to stop interrupting my interview! *cough Keefe cough*

AR: Oh we have another question, even after living here so long, do you still feel like an outsider?

SF: Sometimes. I'll occasionally get stared at by someone like I'm an alien or something, but I've learned to ignore it, because haters gonna hate, right? Oh, I just sounded human again, didn't I? *sighs*

AR: I'm guessing yeah... I've heard you have some unusual pets. What are they?

SF: Well, there's Silveny, the alicorn, but she's more of a friend. It's too bad that she had to go to the sanctuary. And there's Iggy the imp. He has horrible breath!

AR: Aren't imps lots of trouble?

SF: Well, they can be, but Iggy isn't usually destructive, unless I forget to feed or play with him. He once tore up a letter, but that's a long story.

AR: Where do you spend your free time?

SF: I usually spend time at Havenfield, taking care of the animals, or at Everglen, playing basequest with Biana, Keefe, and Fitz. That's always very entertaining...

AR: How old were you when you discovered you were a telepath?

SF: I was five, I had an accident, and when I woke up in a hospital, I could just hear thoughts, like, BAM! You are now a telepath! I was so confused!

AR: That's too bad. We hear you're good at splotching. Could you tell us about that?

SF: Oh yeah... That... We had an ultimate splotching championship in gym, and I ended up against Fitz. We were the last people in the match. Keefe insisted that I paint him pink. Anyway, I won, but we both ended up at Elwin's. Usual day in the life of Sophie Foster...

AR: That sounds fun. Yet terrifying. Is it true that you spend a lot of time at the healing center?

SF: Did Keefe tell you that?

AR: I cannot reveal my sources!

SF: So it was him?

AR: Just answer the question!

SF: Okay! Yes, I do spend a lot of time at the healing center. It's kind of ironic, considering I hate doctors. Keefe insists on teasing me about it, but he comes nearly as often as I do.

AR: Well, that's all the time that we have! Tune in next week for an interview with one of Sophie's many suitors.

SF: What? I don't have "suitors"! Get rid of that!

AR: Yes, you do have suitors and no, I will not get rid of that.

SF: Who is it then? Who are you talking about?

AR: That's confidential!

SF: They're my suitor!

AR: So now you do have suitors?

SF: *Facepalms.* I give up! I'll be tuning in next week!

AR: Great! Another listener!

SF: Goodbye everyone!