At couches, convict fiddle with handcuffs. Inaudibly asks for pin from rich lady. She hands him one.
Doorbell.
Butler: "He has arrived." Walks to door.
Detective: "Hello, I'm Detective Javert from the LMWVIPD. Here's my badge." flashes blank.
Butler: "Welcome."
Walk in.
Detective: looks around. "The murder is none other than... Miss Scellaneous herself!"
Butler: "Detective Javert, she was the victim."
Detective: "Never underestimate a murderer."
Cook: "She's dead."
Detective: "I'll be the judge of that." checks pulse, mumbles, slaps. "She is dead!"
Convict: facepalm... hides handcuffs.
Detective: Sits in love seat. Removes glasses. "One of you is the murderer"
Girl: "No duh, sherlock."
Detective: "Elementary, my dear girl."
Girl: "More like preschool..."
Detective: "First, let's start off with a background of all of you. Who would like to go first?"
Priest: "I will go first. I am Priest Carl Pastorson, the priest at The Lord's First Congregational Church Community of Holiness."
Detective: writing in notepad "And why were you invited here tonight?"
Priest: "I got a letter in the mail. I thought she wanted to join TLFCCCH. I've been trying to convert her for thirty-five years."
Girl: "I wanna go next! I wanna go next! My name is Princess Sally Smith. *to convict* I'm not actually a princess. And my mom got a letter. I thought it was a sleepover."
Rich lady: "I will go next. My name is Mrs. Pamela Francis Roella. I am an heiress to an oil mine. And I'm super rich and married to a billionaire. Did I mention I was super rich? I also got a letter, but mine was embossed in gold so it was more expensive than all of yours, like everything else I own."
Cook: "My name is Miss Cook."
Detective: with notebook "Um, you'll have to give me your full real name."
Cook: "Eetz Miss Cook. Miss eez my first name. Cook eez my last name. I vork here. I have been in zee employment of Miss Scellaneous for fifteen years. I am Vussian. I am her cook, as you can tell. Before I vorked here, I spent ten years vorking for zee KGB."
Detective: "wait... Are you still with the KGB?"
Cook: "I vould tell you, but zen I'd vould have to kill you." smiles.
Convict: to girl. "I think she's the murderer."
Girl: not listening.
Butler: "Hors D'oeuvres anyone?"
Detective: "And what about you? What's your name?"
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Murder At Miss Scellaneous Mansion
HorrorOne moonless night, a wealthy woman hosted a dinner party for guests with questionable backgrounds... Little did she know it would be the last night of her life... FYI this is in script format.