One stupid day, Elliotte and Jak were bored so they followed Granny Butt Cheek. They found her sacrificing some old fart to Satan, so they just watched. When she finished, they told her she's a moldy walnut and an overused paper clip. After they "roasted" her, her will to live was destroyed and she burnt to death because she's a witch.
THE (lazy) END
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BINABASA MO ANG
The Batman Story
HumorThis isn't about Batman. This is what story a by a bored 12 year old looks like. It's kind of a crack fic.