Once upon a Christmassy time, Granny JoJo was in da WAR and she didn't wanna waste her precious money on Christmas presents for Jak and Elliotte because they didn't deserve it, like they don't deserve anything. So, she got her mini gun from da WAR and gave it to them because they're kids and they don't know how things work because they're stupid. Then they shot so many holes in the wall the whole house fell down.
THE END
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STAI LEGGENDO
The Batman Story
UmorismoThis isn't about Batman. This is what story a by a bored 12 year old looks like. It's kind of a crack fic.