One stupid day, Elliotte suggested that he and Jak actually do something with there lives and go outside. They laughed. But eventually, they got super bored and went OUTSIDE to take Gertrude for a walk. They found a dirty wig with the Irish flag on it so they took it home. Don't ask why. They showed Granny JoJo and she snatched it from them and put it on her head. She said "I'M SO PRETTY I CAN BE THE NEW MISS UNIVERSE!" She got lice and never became Miss Universe.
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The Batman Story
HumorThis isn't about Batman. This is what story a by a bored 12 year old looks like. It's kind of a crack fic.
