Vocaloid (+ others) Lyrics- English

Straight Faced Science Girl- Kagmine Len/ Kagmine Rin- SUB

((Warning: Slight innuendos and science pick up lines. Boys, if you like that science-y girl, this may help~))

((Lol I'm kidding.))

You're a girl who's great at science,
Always experimenting.
You're a girl who looks amazing in lab coats,
Always peering down microscopes.
You're a girl who's great at lying,
Always running rings around the teachers.
You're a girl who loves solitude,
Always gazing up at the sky alone.
I may have only got five points on the last mock test but even I know
That girl's probably a polarised smuttiness filter.

My alcohol lamp is burning up,
Being separated out by a micropipette.
My evaporator is flying high,
Grasped with a Faraday cup.
Your gas detector's getting wet,
Melting from the heating mantle.
Your mortar's spinning more and more,
With the vacuum pump pouring into it.
But even so, the science girl stays straight-faced.

You're the one I love the most in the world!
Of course I can't say something that shifty!
If I tried to tell you with elemental symbols
Everyone would just make fun of me.
Please tell me your phone number!
But I don't have the courage or the guts to say that.
Please experiment on me!
In that case, strip down right now, okay?
Don't look so appalled –
If you're going to get naked so shyly,
Jump of Toujinbou cliff
Immediately!

'Idiots should definitely catch colds'
Did anyone even decide that?
Inviting in the freezing gusts of wind,
My nose won't stop running.
Even if you call me a guinea pig,
Even if I turn into a research sample,
Even if a typhoon sweeps over here,
I'll still go to meet you with an umbrella,
But even so, the science girl won't look back.

The only flower in the world
Lives alone, alone as a different species from everyone else.
Thus, it's wonderful even if it only manages to bloom
With all everything it's got.
And because somebody said that,
I'll sow seeds for you
Because, if only so that that flower can bloom,
Let's give everything we've got.
Shackling you and locking you into a collar,
Binding you with rope,
If I blindfold you,
Turn around thrice and bark like a dog!

My alcohol lamp is burning up,
Being separated out by a micropipette.
My evaporator is flying high,
Grasped with a Faraday cup.
I keep suffering from these normal feelings;
We spun around the globe together.
It's not really something that can be put into words –
It was tied up in the euphoria of your mystery.

Unwinding, getting wet from liquid nitrogen –
Solve that emotion, would you?
If you can't sum it up in words,
Show me the proof of those through processes, would you?
And so the gas detector's getting wet,
Melting from the heating mantle.
And the mortar's spinning more and more,
Because the vacuum pump poured into it.

And only then did the science girl laugh.