I'd be a terrible waiter well waitress technically bc you know when a waiter/waitress would come out w/ food and you think it's yours, but then they turn away from your table to another one or they set it down by your table and the serve another table.
Well let me tell ya what I would do that would get me fired in less than an hour.
I would bring the food to a table that's been waiting for a little bit for their food and walk to them until, at the last second, I would turn to the table next to them bc it's actually their food. And while I turn to the table next to them I would say, "yyyeEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT!!!!!"
*sigh* I know. I'm weird.
