Morks Ozzy Uninverse (SLOW UPDATES)

Chapter 8 Plan A,B,C,D

Rons P.O.V
i was beginning to get a little tired of being stuck in morks Mind and body not to mention his hairyness! So on saturday i webt over to my house or his house and persuaded him to try a couple of percaussionary measures,
Okay so the first plan i have is to try running against each- i interrupted wait rub? Or run! I asked.
He rolls his eyes just give it a go..mork replied getting into running possision.
I do so too he counts to three, and we hit each other with a loud Smack! I fall to the floor rubbing my head.

Ow! Okay that was a stupid thing to do.i said in pain. Mork sighs then throws himself on the couch.
Okay how about this! He says.

An hour we're sitting in a wierd position sort of a yoga position and morks humming some sort of song..i glance at him with a blank expression..whats this supposed to do? I asked irritated.

Mork breaths softly, its supposed to cleat our minds so i can enter yours! My eyes widen..oh, okay! I said happily. Hours pass and still nothing happens except a huge cramp in my legs and Butt.

Mork im stiff as a board! Mork laughs Ar! Ar! Ar! I growl at him.
Thats it im going home! I got up and went downstairs to grab my jacket...mork follows behind tugging at my arm.

Wait! He yells from upstairs. I turn around staring up at him.
What? I thought you said you were gonna give it a try. He asks with kidlike eyes.
Look mork i know your trying to help but the stuff that we're trying is Dum! Crazy! And bizzare now please i wanna go home now. I said irritated.

Fine...nimnul. He mutters.

In the afternoon im sitting on the couch watching brady bunch reruns for some reason, when the phone rings like crazy...its mork.
What do you want morkel? I asked.
He laughs evily..i got a great idea kemosabe lets Try Squishing together so we can...he pauses. Not a good i dea?
I shook my head, nope..its still corny. I replied.

Well come by your house tonight and we'll come up with something together! He hangs up.
I look up to the cieling, Dear god please Give us a miracle. I prayed.

I go over to my house again and knock on the door..he opens it wearing some wierd Indian Hat on his head, whats..going on here? I asked frightned.

Oh well come up stairs and ill show ya! He said smiling at evily.
Now i. Suddenly feel death on my shoulder! I thought. It gave me chills just thinking about what and how we were gonna get back into our minds.

Morks P.O.V
i open the door slowly and reveal a bunch of witch craft stuff! Ron with a look of horror on his head..he points to one of the objects on the table..
Is that A sheeps head! He asked disgusted. I laughed..thats just a teddy bears head with strawberry syrup on it! I said patting his shoulder.
Come sit! I said in an indian voice.he. moves slowly looking at everything..
So hows this- I pour some Garlic on him..he coughs.

What!? Why. He yells out. Your supposed to smell its part of the plan..i replied chuckling. He looks at me with a wierd expression..um okay?

Now close your eyes..he does so..now you might feel something wet! I pick up a bucket of blood or fake blood since i could'nt get real blood angwhere..and splashed some on rons face he opens his eyes..

And lets out a loud girly scream.

AHHHHHH! Is this blood!? He says outloud..i nod..yep! I said.
Okay thats it no more! He yells.

Wait ron..i call out tugging his butt back to the seat he was at.
Okay- the door opens.

Mindys P.O.V
I walk into the room and freeze as soon as i see ron with blood on his face..oh am interupting something? I ask.
Mork takes off the goofy hat and stands up sticking his chest out in a manly way, i giggle slightly.

Well maybe i should come back, mork stops me no wait! Um stay rons being a little baby..he looks at me with a mean look.
Why dont you stay here with us?

I had no idea what he said..but i agreed to do so. I sat down right next ron holding his hand like a child morl smiling at me the whole time i smiled back.

Mork stop giving mindy chills now will you please continue with this spell thingy! Ron said. Clsoing his eyes. Okay when i say these words...we'll be back in our bodys!

"Oh Titus! Bring your Friend Hither!" mork said i knew it was'nt a spell or a maginc word it was piece of shaksphere..he continued.
"Well is this A dagger i see before me! - Ron stops him.

Okay im just gonna stop you right there..mork pauses.
Mindy take me home! Ron says to me as he walks out of the room.
I start laughing like crazy!

What were you thinking? I asked.
Well he said he would try it..mork replied blushing.
Seriously witchraft? Come one mork really. I said patting him on the back.
Well exidor once told me that- Shazbot i was Ooped! Mork said covering his face in embaressment. I kiss his him on the lips..Hey dont be so dramatic.

He smiles brightly.

Rons P.O.V
it was sunday when mork came to his house with yet another plan.mindy had already warned me that the stuff he does would niether hurt someone or anyway...he came over and sat a huge black book down on mindys chest that sat in the middle of her living room.
I looked at it in awe and confusion..must have alot of phone numbers in there! I thought.

okay so i've been thinking this over since last night...and before you ask no, these are'nt phone numbers..their spells! He points out.
I let out a loud Ha! He looks at me with a frozen expression on his face. Magic Is just a Joke! I said.
Mork corrects..i said spells Not magic you Dumb Jock! He scolded.
I quickly sit back down on the couch. Okay okay..geez! I replied.

Sorry i just have'nt been sleeping much. He opens the book looks right at me, you ready? He asks.
I nod closing my eyes Just dont turn me into a frog! I tell him.

Okay here goes nothing, "witch o witcho Turno back to thy! Turn o tunrn o O Hether Leee" i then hear mork do some wierd chant.

And ofcourse like it always happens in spells for some reason a big explosion!.

BOOOOM!