I blame BBuchananBarnes for giving me this idea.
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1: "One plum, Two plum, I see a perfect pair to squeeze."
2: "Even Satan is afraid of me, back off."
3: "Go to hell, yet, say hi to Red Skull for me."
4: "Here, let me get you the dick crown, you dick."
5: "Even Brendon Urie is jealous of that ass.."
6: "Hey, toss me a- MOTHER FUCKER! Right up main street!"
7: "Watching your mother and father grow old in front of you is scary ass balls."
8: "Where'd you get that, a fortune cookie?"
9: "No! Dying was are number one rule not to!"
10: "You did what to who with a pencil?"
11: "Hawkeye, you'd been replaced."
12: "One time, I took a group of males out with only the hair bands. They woke up with two sore eyes."
Tell me anythin' you want me to add. Bai!
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Avengers x Reader (One-Shot)
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