*Obama voice* Don't worry America, congress is just going through a phase "IT'S NOT A PHASE, BARACK!" *slams door*
(*ahaha one to the next one)
-What if Obama tweets "lol jk, scared you all tho didn't I?"
-Mom: why didn't you go to school today?
Me: If the government can shut down, so can I.
(Arent these great, eventually I'll be adding in al of my bad puns and such :P)
-*Government shut down*......Dinkleberg.. :3
-(this one's a tweet... from Snape)" It's obvious that the #governmentshutdown is just a cover up for the dark-lords return."
- If Fall Out Boy can save rock and roll, i'm pretty sure they can save the government ( step your game up Fall out Boy jeesh :P)
- "I'm shutting down the government until MCR gets back together" a tweet from Obama
- " The government may have shutdown, but at least we still have tumblr right guys?!?!?
ha ok that's all I've got for now :P
