Suds

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SpongeBob: [He is asleep in bed and dreaming that he is standing on a giant Krabby Patty, then black storm clouds roll in and it starts to rain Krabby Patties. One falls into his hands] Ah! It's raining Krabby Patties! Yeah! [runs around eating patties. Dream ends. SpongeBob wakes up to see himself chewing on his pillow. He spits it out and his stomach growls] A quick midnight snack and then it's back to bed. [kicks the pillow on the ground and jumps on it. Sees Gary meowing in his sleep] Aww, sleep tight, my little angel. [tip-toes past Gary. He tries to get down the stairs without waking up Gary but goes down really fast making a xylophone sound. He walks to the fridge] Ah, here it is. [grabs a jar of seanut butter out of the fridge and walks to the counter where there is food and utensils lying on it] Nothing like a sea-nut butter and jellyfish jelly sandwich to get you to sleep. [as soon as SpongeBob takes a bite of the sandwich, he falls asleep. In the morning, his whole house is frozen. The foghorn alarm clock breaks the ice. SpongeBob wakes up also shivering] The fridge! [slides over and closes the door then sits down trying to get warm. He tries to stand up but he slips and slides everywhere inside the house, and he breaks all the windows before stopping on his bed. He pulls the frozen covers over him but the blanket breaks into pieces]

Gary: [wearing a hat and ear muffs] Meow.

SpongeBob: [slides into the bathroom] Oh, Gary, I don't feel like myself.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Don't be silly, Gary. I don't get colds. I get the suds.

Gary: Meow?

SpongeBob: No, Gary. If I had the suds, I'd have bubbles coming out of me. [He sneezes. Pink bubbles come out of him]

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: I can't get the suds, [sniffles] because then I'd have to miss work! [puts his underwear over his mouth and nose then sneezes. Pink bubbles come out again]
Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this. [turns around and has two bubbles representing his butt cheeks. Each one pops]

Gary: Meow.
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~ Colette🍍💛

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