SpongeBob: Ok, Patrick, let's get our brushes ready. Uhh, maybe we should start with a smaller brush.
All right, Patrick, gotta get started painting this wall. With the permanent paint that we're not allowed to get on anything but the wall. Well, here we go.
Narrator: One hour later.
SpongeBob: Just a few more seconds of mental preparation and I'll be painting this wall.
Narrator: Two hours later.
SpongeBob: I'm getting to the painting.
Narrator: Three hours later.
Patrick: Can you move it along, I'm all out of time cards.
SpongeBob: No problem. Here I go. Yeah...Huh? Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble!?
Patrick: Oh, I know! [blows another giant bubble] Two giant paint bubbles!!
SpongeBob: Noooooo!...Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: I don't think this bubble can get much bigger!
Patrick: [magically finds a bicycle pump out of nowhere and puts it into the bubble] Nonsense!
SpongeBob: Pat, no! [paint surprisingly gets everywhere cleanly] We did it! We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the-- [notices Mr Krabs dollar with a speck of paint on it]
FLAPPIN' FLATSOM! WHAT's THAT?! We're dead, Patrick! Do you know what that is?
Patrick: Hmm... it's a dollar! I win!
SpongeBob: That's not just a dollar. It's Mr. Krabs's first dollar! His most prized possession! And we got paint on it!
Patrick: I think you are over-reacting SpongeBob, I don't see any paint.
SpongeBob: Ok, this isn't a problem. Maybe I can just wipe it off. There! I think I got it.
Patrick: Oh, now I see it!
SpongeBob: This is not good, Patrick! This is not good! Mr. Krabs is gonna be home soon, and when he sees what we did to his first dollar...
Both: [Holding their butts & shrieks]
Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob, all we got to do is wash the paint off and Krabs will never know!
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs said...
Patrick: Forget what Mr. Krabs said!
Every paint comes off with something!
SpongeBob: Did it work? [Patrick comes out from the washing machine with the dollar, still with paint on it, in his hands; he also has a bra on his head]
Patrick: Nope.
SpongeBob: Did it work? [Patrick's hands are gone]
Patrick: [raises them to his face] Nope.
SpongeBob: Did it work? [Patrick holds up the dollar that left a hole in his body from the force of the acid, except for the part blocked by his hands]
Patrick: Nope.
SpongeBob: [whacking the dollar with a bat]
Patrick: Oof! Oof! Oof!
SpongeBob: NOTHING'S WORKING!!
Patrick: Wait, SpongeBob! We are not cavemen! We have technology. [picks up the computer and smashes it on the dollar repeatingly]
SpongeBob: It didn't work.
Patrick: This is all Mr. Krabs' fault! If he hadn't hung that stupid dollar in the first place!...I mean, it's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar. Why hang it? You could just stick any old dollar bill on the wall, no one would even know the difference! You might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall! And it would...
SpongeBob: Hurry, Patrick, take out your wallet.
Patrick: I don't see where you're going with this...Hey, a dollar!
SpongeBob: Our butts are saved, Patrick! Now all we have to...Patrick, no! [Patrick puts his dollar in a vending machine with a bored look] No...why'd you put it in the... [his dollar comes out] Grab it, Pat, grab it! Hurry, hurry! [Patrick pushes it back in] Aww, Pat, no, no! [dollar comes out again] Get it, Pat, get it, get it, get it! [Patrick pushes it back in again then walks up with the chocolate bar he got to SpongeBob] Oh, no-ho-oh!!!
Patrick: Wanna bite?
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~Sonia 😏
