SpongeBob: A dinner party? I'd love to! Did you miss me?
Squidward: Come on in! You look stunning.
SpongeBob: I'd much rather dine with you than that lousy... [gasps when he sees Patrick] Say, what gives? I'm not sitting near that maniac!
Patrick: Me neither! This was a setup!
Squidward: I thought you two were my best friends.
SpongeBob and Patrick: I am your best friend!
Squidward: [takes out a bottle of soda] Well, how about some soda, guys?
SpongeBob: Yes, please! [Squidward gives him some soda] Thanks, friend.
Patrick: How about some for your best friend? [SpongeBob puts his glass in front of Patrick's, so he gets the soda instead of Patrick]
SpongeBob: Thanks, best friend!
Patrick: Can I have some now, buddy?
SpongeBob: Wait, I need some more!
Patrick: I still didn't get any!
[SpongeBob gives Patrick his soda]
SpongeBob: There ya go. More please!
Patrick: Squidward!
SpongeBob: Squidward!
Patrick: Hey, Squidward!
SpongeBob: Squidward!
Patrick: [shows Squidward his glass] Squidward! [shows Squidward his glass again but it's still full] SQUIDWARD!
Squidward: Patrick! Your glass is full.
Patrick: Oh, yeah...
SpongeBob: Squidward!
Patrick: Hey, Squidward!
SpongeBob: Squidward!
Patrick: Squidward!
SpongeBob: Squidward!
Patrick: Hey, Squidward!
SpongeBob: Squidward!
Patrick: Hey, Squidward!
SpongeBob: Squidward!
Patrick: Squidward!
SpongeBob: Squidward!
Patrick: Hey, Squidward!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Squidward!
Squidward: Sorry, boys, I'm all out of pop. I'm gonna go get some more. Why don't you just stay here and chat? [closes door. Then we see SpongeBob and Patrick. They are extremely fat and not wanting to look at each other. Then SpongeBob hiccups and a bubble floats up and pops that sounds like a burp. Both of them laugh and the entire house is full of bubbles as Squidward walks up to his door with a grocery bag. Then an explosion and crashing sounds are heard] I should just walk away right now. [opens door to find his house destroyed] What a surprise... I invited them in, and I left them alone. Well, Squidward, what have we learned today?
~ Sonia🌛
