20 ways to kill Firestar

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1. Shout "The twolegs are coming!!!!" and push Firestar into the lake when he turns and looks.

2. Give him deathberries

3. Say "Go to Hell Go ti hell Go to hell Go to hell"

4. Kill him (duh!!)

5. Throw him onto the thunderpath

6. party all day

6. get drunk on catnip and shove chocolate down his throat

7. Cut him in half with a chainsaw

8. Show him how to destroy the world.

9. Drive a monster into Thunderclan camp

11. I missed number 10

12. prank call him and tell him to jump off a cliff

13. push him off a cliff

14. tell him that Starclan is expecting him for a tea party

15. Faint

16. Kill him again

17. i'm running out of ideas

18. watch youtube all day

19. Kill Squirrelflight

20. banish him from the face of the earth

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