𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐬 ||𝐢𝐰𝐚𝐨𝐢||

0:introductions

[ace has been added to the chatroom.]

[ten out of ten members are online.]

hyena:
oh new meat

wave:
are you practising cannibalism again?

hyena:
i never even tried human meat

don't make me sound like a cannibal

needles:
with the amount of times you talked about consuming humans

i wouldn't be surprised if you did

green:
hyena cannibal confirmed

sweet:
guys, focus

we have a new member

hello ace!

ace:
uh...

am i in the right place?

this is the addicts chatroom, right?

sweet:
yes it is!

sorry for the weird introduction

when everyone is online this gets messy

blue:
this place is messy even when people are offline

all you need is hyena and thunder to ruin the day

thunder:
meanie

i'll remember that

blue:
like hell you will

roses:
blue is right though

hyena:
everyone here is ganging up on me huh

i will have you know

i am not interested in human meat

wave:
yes you are

but in a different sense

thunder:
hyena wants that good good meat

that big ol sausage meat

you know

spaces:
green, analysis

green:
it seems to me that hyena has been once again

outed as homosexual

wave:
that's not news to anybody

sweet:
can we focus on the fact that

we have a new member

please

spaces:
oh yes

hyena:
is needles online

needles:
fuck yeah

hyena:
answer my dm

needles:
fuck no

sweet:
guys

wave:
everybody pay attention to sweet or i will rip your livers out

sweet:
thanks wave

ace:
i am so confused right now