[general chatroom.]
[4 out of 10 members are online.]
tooru:
he is sleeping
leave him alone you dude bros
kuroo:
all i ask for is one picture
one picture to add to our himbo album
noya:
yeah seriously tooru cmon
i will guilt trip you into taking a picture of him
is the reason you are not taking a picture of his
is bc he is
naked
:oooooooooooooo
kuroo:
omg
drooling
send pic asap
bokuto:
a whole seven course meal is right there
and oikawa ain't even letting us look at it
this is injustice i will be calling my lawyer
noya:
i will represent you in court
kuroo:
with you representing us in court we would go to jail even if we were innnocent
noya:
nah you see ive been watching judge judy
i can handle this boys
move aside
[iwa is online.]
iwa:
ha
ha ha
ha ha ha
real funny guys haha im laughing so hard ha ha
kuroo:
i don't trust that laughter
iwa:
:>>>>
why not
come over
i will show you how entertained i am
kuroo:
i think imma sit this one out
tooru:
i go to the bathroom and ur awake?
wow
bokuto:
iwa i was thinking
would you
run across the town naked for a hundred dollars
iwa:
absolutely not
noya:
i would
bokuto:
i know you would
tooru:
i would consider tbh
kuroo:
i will do it for free rn
iwa:
i will call the police
bokuto:
ok but what would you do for a hundred?
iwa:
that's a good questions actually
tooru:
i would eat a raw mushroom
kuroo:
hundred is a lot
i would probably kill someone
noya:
i would
pull iwa's pants down for a hundo
bokuto:
aight bet?
noya:
bet
iwa:
i am never hanging out with you guys like ever
tooru:
more importantly you need to come to the kitchen
so i could rebandage your wounds
and we could eat breakfast
iwa:
yeah yeah i know just a few more mins
i want to shower first
you have any spare towels/clothes?
tooru:
ya actually
wait
i'll come to the room
iwa:
okay :>
[tooru is offline.]
noya:
i gotta say it
iwa
you and tooru?
great pair
kuroo:
yeah actually
bokuto:
agreed
iwa:
guys we barely know each other
we have known each other for like what
almost three months only
and
noya:
getting defensive are we?
that tells me some things
iwa:
i don't want to rush anything
kuroo:
ok we need to establish some things
i summon thee
sugawara
[suga is online.]
suga:
wow timing
kuroo:
imma need you to delete some messages
iwa:
oh fuck
[messages deleted.]
noya:
hueheuheuheuheuheuheuheuheuheuhehehuehuehuehueh
iwa:
i regret everything.
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Fanfiction[ace is online] "so what's ruining your life today?" "my addiction, obviously. also, lack of serotonin" in which iwaizumi joins a support chatroom for people suffering with various addictions. they turn out to be dumbasses though. __________________...
