𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐬 ||𝐢𝐰𝐚𝐨𝐢||

29: chicken barbecue

[general chatroom.]

[ten out of ten members are online.]

[iwa is online.]

bokuto:
fuck a man gotta do for some chicken barbecue man????

suck a dick???

i will do it just

kuroo:
literally what the fuck

i told you theyre out of chicken

kenken:
iwaizumi hey hey welcome!!!

aka:
the man of the hour is here

iwa:
wassup

whats going on in here

all of us are online?

noya:
yup

surprising i know

yachi:
its bizarre

noya:
hehe bizarre

like jojo

kenken:
shut up before i oraoraora ur ass

iwa:
well i mean its better than nothing

i logged in yesterday and no one was online

oikawa:
:ooooo liar

i was

iwa:
u did not count

i was legit at ur place

kuroo:
iwaizumi

iwa:
?

kuroo:
im sorry

iwa:
excuse me?

bokuto:
we are sorry

kuroo:
for forcing your addiction out

i didnt mean to

im glad you're still here

iwa:
dont sweat it man

it was a heated moment but i think i feel better now that you guys know

suga:
heart warming reunion of the himbos

hinata:
did someone say himbos????????????

i hear himbos i come

iwa:
hinata what

hinata:
slumber party slumber party slumber party

kuroo:
fuck

yea

zoomi agree

u have to

bokuto:
plssssssssssssssssss

it will be so fun!!!

i promise

no alcohol

noya:
dude im

why

kuroo:
we getting la croix

suga:
i have no words for this

yachi:
i love u guys but i gotta go

my crush is gonna visit soon and im gonna whip up the best latte i can

hinata:
get her number yachi

yachi:
i try

[yachi is offline.]

aka:
thanks for allowing us to use our names here suga btw

i gotta run with ken but

thanks

and iwaizumi

answer dms

iwa:
aight bet

[kenken is offline.]

[aka is offline.]

suga:
bruh i was wiping my hands i didnt even have time to reply

iwa:
oh shit wait my package

[iwa is offline.]

kuroo:
ok i have a plan

bokuto:
im all ears

noya:
spill.

kuroo:
ok here is how to get iwa into slumber party 101 featuring oikawa

oikawa:
fuck i gotta do with it

kuroo:
two words - shirtless pics

oikawa:
im listening

kuroo:
ok here is the plan

oikawa u invite him and when he comes over bokuto and i tackle him

noya you will knock him out with chloroform and we will drag him to a car where hinata is

then we will make him stay with us and play poker where he will take off his clothes and we will send pics to you oikawa as payment

hinata:
sounds like a plan

noya:
lemme hit up some chemical stores

[iwa is online.]

bokuto:
oh fuck

iwa:
good plan

but

two flaws

first, i am certain i can fight off both bokuto and kuroo

second, why would oikawa settle for pics when i can give him a live demonstration

oikawa:
now you speak my language

come over

iwa:
tomorrow

oikawa:
bet

kuroo:
oh to be oikawa

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