586+ Things I Am Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts

Part Thirteen: 651 - 700

<pre class="letterbox">651:I will not charm the great hall to play slayer when draco comes in

652:nor when snape comes in.

653:I will not use the room of requirment to host a 'snape needs some sugar' party

654:I will not try the Super Sensory charm to listen to what the other gender really talks about.

656:I will not change my appearance by magic, run in to the corridor near Snape's dungeon,

and sing Scream-o songs at the top of my lungs, wait until he sees, then run.

657:When I hear Harry shouting (again) in the fifth book, I will not stick my head in and say

"bad things happen to good people."

658:I will not yell VOLDY IS MY MENTOR anywhere in hogwarts.

659:I will not use the room of requirment to have the backstreetboys play in hogwarts.

660:Luna lovegood is not on drugs

661:nor will i give her some

662:I will not blast people with balls of magic.

663:Or with any other substance.

664:And I will not sing "It's a kind of magic" while blasting people.

665:I will not sell any of these things i'm not supposed to do to first years retitaling it "586+ things

I'm allowed to do at hogwarts"

666:no matter which teacher I intend to share my fortune with.

667:I will not tell Harry the veil at the department of mysteries is actually a magical transporter

that took Sirius to the Bahamas

668:The next time I see Professors Dumbledore and Snape talking, I will not shout

"Man,I knew Dumbledore was gay,but he's losing his taste."

669: even if i run very fast

670:i will only use this list for things i'm not allowed to do,not to comment that I can avoid

Proffesor Snape.

671:i will not ask Sirius Black if his middle name is Lee

672:i will not ask Hagrid how he was created,because frankly I do not want to know

673:i will not put dead spiders in Georges ear hole.

674:-or anything else for that matter

675:i will not X ray Madam Maxime and compare her bones to a dinosaurs

676:i will not put my findings on the notice board

677:i will not play "Crank that, Soulja Boy" during potions class and ask Proffesor

Snape to join in the dancing.

678: even if he does know the moves

679:Voldemort is not Hilary Clinton in disguise

680: I will not write on the front of my black notebook 'Death Note'

681: - nor will I enchant said 'Death Note' to have anyone who touches it sees a flying monster

682:I will not throw frogspawn at Nevil.

683:-nor will I throw it at anyone else.

684:I will not create the magical equavilant of a Nuclear explosion. It's just dumb.

685:I will not conjure up lemons and say "Life hath given thou LEMONS!!"

686:I will not turn anyones robes into a turtle.

687:-It being a rare breed of Painted TUrtles that could be used for breeding makes no difference.

688:I am never to introduce myself as "Talia, the Queens Own" or ask where my Companion

Rolan has gone

689:- likewise refering to myself as Herald-Mage Vanyel is wrong.

690:-I will not ask Draco Malfoy if Snape is good in bed.

691:-I will also not ask about Harry Potter

692:-I will also not ask Harry Potter if Snape is good in bed.

693:-I will also not ask Snape if Lucius Malfoy is good in bed.

694:-I will not refer to Professor Snape as "Sevvykins".

695:-Or "Snivellus".

696:- I will not stand on the Desk in potions class and sing "From The Wall"

697:- While doing so I may not point to Snape at "No Dark sarcasm in the class room"

698:- I may not pay Hagrid, Peeves, or any other non-teacher to burst in and say "Hey! You,

Teacher! Leave those kids alone!"

699:- I will not Imply that Professor Snape is Ozzy Ozbourne.

700:- I will not ask Professor Snape how "Ozzy is"</pre>