A/N Sorry that its been SOO freaking long
601: i will not try to make a cross breed between Hippogriffs and Gryphons
602: transfiguration is not for making super-ultra-hybrid betwen beavers and platapus's,
beavepus's and otter, beavterpus's with normal beaver, extra beavery beavterpus's with
normal platapus's, extra beaverpusy beavterpus with regular otters just to create the
ultimate aquatic mammal.
603: just becuase moody can through wood doesnt mean i should ask him what boggarts look
like
604: I am sure the mer-people have their hands full with the giant squid, so jumping into the lake and shouting "accio champ!" would be mean
605:-likewise to "accio lock ness monster!"
606: i will not point out to harry while he struggles to figure out what the mirror of erised does
to tell dumbledore, that Erised is "disire" spelled backwards
607: I will not tell Rufus Scrimingour that gnomes are not "funny little chaps" at all.
608: to prove the point above i will not tell a crowd of gnomes that they will never be de-gnomed
again if they sneak into Rufus Scrimingour's clothes and bite as hard as they can
609 i will not try to lure the basilisk into aragogs web to see what creature would make it out
alive.
610: i will not sell tickets to WATCH a basilisk and a giant spider kill each other.
611 i will not find people with muggle parents who like wresteling and point out how violent and
stupid it is.
612 i will not tell dumbledore that the wrestling fan attacked me first, and that i had every right
to hex him.
613 i will not refer to wresting as "muggle dueling with a ref" in front of the previously
mentioned fan, no matter how much i feel i need to practice the leg locker curse.
614: i will not sing the "harry potter puppet pals"
615: if i am to mess up any of these rules i will have to clean the girl and boys restroom for 3
months while i sing twinkle twinkle little star
616: i will not find 1st years on the hogwarts express and say "good luck to you! i hear this year
they've got a troll to fight to decide your house. man, in my year we just had to fight fire crabs!"
617: i will not tell colin creevy to use brain.
618: i will not tell denis creevy to use his brain.
619: i will not tell denis creevy to use colin's brain.
620: i will not tell myself that i should stop saying "i will not tell"
621: I will not start to sing "From The Wall" in the middle of class and stand on the tables.
622: I will not become a rat animagus and re-name myself Yuki.
623: I will not become a cat animagus and re-name myself Kyo.
624: I will not become a dog animagus and re-name myself Shigure.
625: i will not shout the secret about Akito(found in volume 17) in the great hall, hoping to ruin
it to those still reading.
626: I will not say that Peter Pettigrew is Yuki in disguise.
627: i will not ask Professor Mcgonagle "Kyo, why do you look like a woman?"
628: i will not ask sirius how his love novels are going.
629:I will not ask Olivander how many dragons had to die befor they figured out heart strings
were the things with magical properties.
630: I will not write out Harry Potter series quizes for first years and say the have to leave if
they don't get 100%.
631: no questions on said quiz will ask about the scar over dumbledors left knee that is a
perfect map of the London Under Ground.
632: I will not explain how i remebered that.
633: I will not kill anyone in Hogwarts and blame Voldemort for the crime
634: i will not let emu's run rampid across the great hall
635: i will not commit suicide.
636: I will not let anyone else commit suicide.
637: I will not sing ' were off to see the wizard' while being sent to the headmaster's office
638: I will not sing "do you believe in magic" while walking to muggle studies
639:I will not switch my cauldron with hermione's when she's not looking.
640: I will not eat a 'nosebleed' treat to get outta class.
641: I will not use the room of requirment to see the inside of a volcanoe.
642: I will ask the director of the Harry Potter movies how he knew to make the Sorting Hat a
boy, as I'm not sure I even want to find out.
643: I will stop insisting Nevilles in love with the new mandrakes.
644: Mr.Filch and Mrs.Norris DO NOT make a perfect couple.
645: I will stop looking through old Prophets to see if Snapes related to Madam Pince or Filch
646: I will not ask Proffesor Snape if he still has his gray underpants.
647: I will not teach Mr.Weasley to use a computer and have him e-mail pictures of Britney
Spears to Snape saying thatit's the actor who plays him in the movie.
648: and when Proffesor Snape confronts me(again)I will not yell "HEY!SEVVY HAS A GIRLFRIEND!"for anyone in the corridor to hear(again)
649: I will not send Dobby to Proffesor Snapes room with shampoo and conditioner.
650: especially not American Girl
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