2. That Ass

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Louis POV

I glare at Eleanor one last time before we both turn away and sit down. A few things you should know about Miss I'm-so-perfect Calder

She's annoying

She's rude

She has no respect for others

She thinks she's absolutely perfect even though she's not!

She ruined my life!

She's a dork

She's lazy

She's obnoxious

She's a loudmouth

She acts so innocent when she's not!

She pretends she cares and then breaks you

And that's just to name a few. To sum it up... I cannot stand her!! She irritates me to my limits! Which is why the teachers next words made me boil like a volcano's and explode

'Ok seating arrangements. Amy Black, Johnny Gulls. David Fergus, Nuala Harris. Louis Tomlinson, Eleanor Calder.'

I groan and look over at Eleanor or who is frowning

'Well move then!' the teacher excalims and we both trudge over to our new seats

She sits on the inside by the window

'Who says you get the view?' I demand

'Well I get this nice view' she indicates outside 'And you get the even nicer view' she indicates herself and smiles sarcastically before glaring and looking out the window

'I want the window seat!' I whine

'Too bad' she mimics my whine

'You are sooooo irritating you know that?' I hiss angrily

She rolls her eyes

'I've been told' she says bluntly

I roll my eyes and turn my attention towards the teacher

Eleanor starts scribbling something down

'Dork' I mutter

'Ok two things, One We have to take this down and Two, I'm not a dork, I'm adorkable!' she says rolling her eyes again

I mimic her and she gives me a dirty glare

'Mature' she mutters turning away from me in...disgust!

'Well I'm older than you' I remark

She glares at me

'Well I've got a better ass than you' she remarks back and I gasp

'Nu uh!' I defend

'Yu huh! Mine is all nice and rounded and firm! Your is just flab!' she says raising her eyebrows

'Nu uh!' I defend again

'Yu huh!' she defends

'Is there something you'd like to share with the class Miss Calder? Mr Tomlinson?'

'Yes!' I say standing up

'She thinks she has a better ass than me even though mine is way nicer!'

Eleanor stands up and crosses her arms

'Nu uh!' she says 'Yours is all flabby! Mine is nice and round and firm and toned!'

'I do butt clenches!' I say raising my eyebrows at her

'Me too' she says

'How many'

'100....'

'Ha! I do 150' I cheer grinning

'You didn't let me finish. 100 in the morning, 100 in the evening' she cheers and grins

'Sit down the two of you now!' the teacher yells as we sit down

Eleanor's POV

Let me tell you a few things about Louis!

He's annoying

He's rude

He has no respect for others

He thinks he's absolutely perfect even though he's not!

He ruined my life!

He's a dork

He's lazy

He's obnoxious

He's a loudmouth

He acts so innocent when he's not!

He pretends he cares and then breaks you

To name just a few! And now...lucky me, I get to sit beside him! Oh the joy! Sarcasm! I. Cannot. Stand. Him!

This year is going to be just great! :,|

Author's Note

Oh My God! My First Authors note of this book! Exciting! Ok so do you like it? I'm sorry its short but anyways! Haha do you like the cover??? I made it myself :D

Haha

Bye my wee little buttons,

~Niamh :) x

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