(Sorry for not updating this earlier, I forgot I had this book! Anyways. thanks for everything, keep commenting and voting, Thank you!)
(ZENS POV)
"aw sheeeet I did nut notice dat" lewis sais.
"lewis u dunt notice anything, last time I recorded u n hairy kissin and u guise didnt even notice lul" I sai casually.
"WAT?!?" hairy n lewis scream 2geder
"lul YOLO" I giggle n run to the living room n I stop ded in my tracks. neil n leeim are faking
"YO YO GUISE STAHP JUST LET ME GET MAI IFONE" i scream n they look at me
"wenna join? we culd have a threesum" leeim eagerly sais
"lol no im jazt gunna leave u 2 gays alone, haha ew u dumb shit im nut gay wat da fak. n second of all leeim nu offense but i dunt want ur ten inch inside my batthole. if it goez inside of mi it would literaly touch mi internal organz" i huff and put mi arms around mi waist and start heading downstingairs.
"jezus chrizt im nat gai" i mumble and i enter my room only to see neil and leeim laying neked on mi bed.
"GUISE IM NUT GAI" i scream
"u sure?" neil whispers
"YES IM FAKIN SURE. IM AZ STRAIGHT AZ LEEIMS PENIS WHEN HEZ NUT LOOKIN AT U!!" i scream
"well wen im nat lukin at neil im lukin at u so mi peniz iznt always straight." leeim smirks
"WAT DA FAK. I HAV PERRY OKAI!"
"wi killed hur" dey say
"wat"
"we killed hur yesterday"
i jumped on them and started punching them "U MATHA FAKAS NEED JEZUS"
"ZEN CALM DOWN" leeim sais as neil ties me up on the bed
"hey vas happenin hir?" hairy says as he walks in lewis following closely
"HAY DAS MY LINE N DEY KILLED PERRY"
"o rlly? wi never liked tat bitch lul"
i waz jus about 2 fakin curse. the shit outta dem but den lewis phone rang. he piked it up and hiz expreshan turned blank.
"lewis u alrrite man? it luks like u jaz gjut ur peniz cut off" neil sais n i laugh
"eleanores cumin..."
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Zen and Friends
Teen Fictionzen milk is the average boy and member of one direction. he haz had 2 many ups and duwns in his lyfe. and hi iz dun. so Wat happenz wen zen leaves da band? wil he pursoo hiz muzic kareer or Wil he giv up foreverveeve?
