Bella is a teenage girl that we totally hate but STFU! Because she's the main character. She has moved to her father's house, she bought a van, but when the van arrived there was an asian man with the truck.
Bella walked up to the asian man, "hi, I'm Bella, I don't know who the HELL you are so I asking what is your name?"
The asian man got off the van with a tremendous leap, Bella was quite far away from the asian man so he took a few steps towards Bella. He widened out his chest with a retarded smiling face that was displayed on his tan head.
"My name is Jacob, but you can call me Jake for no reason whatsoever, and also I discriminate female people because of my long hair."
Jacob was still smiling, Bella still had no emotion. After 40 minutes of staring Bella started to speak.
"Well, I can live with that."
Jacob ran away without Bella and her father having to pay, "BYEZ!"
