12.
•ever notice how eating and drinking is weird?
I know this doesn't apply to just humans, but come on!
Something goes into one hole in your body, then comes out the other.
AND PEOPLE ENJOY THAT!?
Uhm....
No thanks.
I'll just starve to death.
Not to mention some of the weird noises someone makes while eating.
Ex) "MMMHHHH KAREN YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS. YUUUUUUUUUUUM SOOOO GOOD. OHHHH MMYYYY GODDDD MY MOUTH HAD AN ORGASM!" *slap*
"JERRY!
....
ELBOWS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE!"
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100 reasons why humans are weird
Humor100 reasons why I think humans are weird! WRITTEN BY A HUMAN FOR HUMANS. And potatoes. 【warning! Offensive content, if you're a butt hurt person, don't read. No one gives a flying fuck about your beliefs. (Jk)】
