Repeat the words "no homo" after every gay thing you do.
People don't suspect a thing
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Dan Howell's guide to acting straight
HumorHello, my name is Benvolio, AKA Agent 003, AKA Dan. I am 100% straight, and I'm currently sat with my husband Philip watching some Anime, and I began to think that maybe I should do something productive with my life... Lol jk I don't do anything. ...
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Repeat the words "no homo" after every gay thing you do.
People don't suspect a thing
