TIP NUMBERO ONE-
*queue dramatic music here*
Don't stare at boys butts.
Especially Phil Lester's as hands of bitches that's mine.
Fun fact, I once stuck a sticker on Phil's bum which read "If lost please return to Dan".
Good times.
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Dan Howell's guide to acting straight
HumorHello, my name is Benvolio, AKA Agent 003, AKA Dan. I am 100% straight, and I'm currently sat with my husband Philip watching some Anime, and I began to think that maybe I should do something productive with my life... Lol jk I don't do anything. ...
