DON'T JUMP ON THE BED AT 3AM AS YOUR NEIGHBOURS WILL FILE A NOISE COMPLAINT FOR VERY LOUD SEX.
I WAS JUMPING ON THE BED I SWEAR
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Dan Howell's guide to acting straight
幽默Hello, my name is Benvolio, AKA Agent 003, AKA Dan. I am 100% straight, and I'm currently sat with my husband Philip watching some Anime, and I began to think that maybe I should do something productive with my life... Lol jk I don't do anything. ...
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DON'T JUMP ON THE BED AT 3AM AS YOUR NEIGHBOURS WILL FILE A NOISE COMPLAINT FOR VERY LOUD SEX.
I WAS JUMPING ON THE BED I SWEAR
