No Limit MB

21.

Zai Johnson | Zai

"Wait Herb, did you fall ?" I asked him on FaceTime as I was looking at his lil show fight

"Shut up, that's all yo ass care about"

"No cause when Ayanna told me it, I ain't believe her but yo ass just fucking dropped off the stage" I started laughing again "This shit is too funny"

"That's all yo ugly ass wanna do is laugh" Mally jumped in the camera "Fucking nappy ass head, go wash"

"Bitch I washed me and my daughter at 9 on the dot, we stay clean while yo ass stay dirty" I rolled my eyes

His ass always jumping in our conversation like damn bitch do you wanna be in our relationship ?

"You already know big homie never dirty, bitch try again"

"Stop calling me a bitch before I knock yo lil ass"

"Oops, my bad hoe"

I hung up and went through all my contacts to bother somebody. I stopped at Breezy but then realized he might be fucking some hoe. I kept scrolling until I stopped at giraffe neck.

"Giraffe" I said once he answered "Where yo ass been boy ?"

"Hell no, fuck off my line with all this goofy shit"

"Reeses cup please stop being mean to me, I'm your favorite sister"

"No, you're ass a fucking bug" He started laughing

"No I'm really not, what you on ? What you finna do later ? You finna throw a party or something ? I be—"

"Zai, fuck is yo ass asking all these damn questions for ?"

"Man I'ma bored until 1 cause my mama took London to church"

"You should've gone with her" He mumbled

"Nigga I heard that, you ain't slick" I sucked my teeth "If anybody need to go to church it's you"

"Nah, I'm good"

"Nigga" I started laughing "Something is wrong with your ass"

"No something wrong with you, where Herb box head ass at ?"

"On the way to Chicago now, you saw his lil fight ?"

"Hell yeah, had a nigga dying"

"I need to go to one of his—"

"No"

"Yes I do— wait why not ?"

"You drinking again ? What I tell you about drinking early in the morning ?"

"Why y'all always think I'm drinking ?"

"Cause you be asking some dumbass questions and doing dumb shit"

"Whatever nigga, anyways I'm finna go bother somebody else"

"Take a nap"

"I ain't sleepy"

"Then go eat"

"I ain't hungry"

"Then go do something shit"

"I don't feel like doing something"