Eggnog

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Classic and Geno eventually stop laughing. "He still can't stay." Geno points out. Blueberry's eye twitches. He then gets an idea, cuteness was on his side, yes? How about acting? Blueberry starts to fake cry. "B-But... He's... He's..." Is all he could manage before sobbing. Papyrus and Error stare down Geno and Classic angrily. Papyrus's eye starts to glow, and strings appear on Error's fingers. That shuts them up quick. "O-Okay! He can stay! Just don't do that again!" Classic says, sounding very, very afraid.

Blueberry stops crying immediately, he starts bouncing. "Yay!" He says, sounding like how you'd imagine a kitten would sound if they could talk. Blueberry knew in that moment, he had Geno and Classic around his finger. " I wanna go get some Eggnog, can you guys stay here for a sec? Thanks!" Blueberry said, throwing a wink at Error, before running off.

Upon getting to the eggnog, Blueberry pulled out of his scarf a bottle of hardcore whiskey, and dumped the entire thing in the eggnog. Why does Blueberry carry around hardcore whiskey? Because, as he would say it "I'm a hardcore alcoholic!" Anyway, Blueberry proceeds to laugh evilly, before running back to his brother and Error.

"Baaaack~!" Blueberry says happily. "Also, don't drink the eggnog." Blueberry whispers to Papyrus and Error. Error seems confused, but Papyrus shrugs, and says "alrighty then." Before walking away. "Why not?" Error asks. "Because..." Blueberry looks around to see if anyone is listening in, before whispering "I spiked it~." He says in a slightly flirty, mostly evil, tone. Blueberry pulls away and giggles.

Error seems shocked for a little bit, before pretending to cry. "I'm so proud." He says. But inside, this was the only thought in his head "WHAT THE ACTUAL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK?". Blueberry then got an evil look in his eyes. "Wanna make a club Error?" He asks with a smirk.

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