All Teeth

bulletbiters

Would you hold your firearms?!
Just for a moment please!
I don't need my teeth knocked in again
when I'm still savoring the taste of hot lead
from the other 'love letters' you've sent me.
I've grown tired of eating up all of your bullets
in hopes that maybe it'd be the last round
and that I could finally catch my breath.
Who knows, maybe I'll even see a dentist.

Sincerely,
the Bulletbiters

P.S. You're a lousy shot.