Unfriended: South park Edition

Chapter 2: Who Are You?

Stan was confused at the message but he clicked on it. "What the hell?" Stan says. He's on Facebook, how did he know his name?  Is it the hacker? He types:

" Who's doing this, this is super messed up."

Then it says Kyle was typing.. Stan clicks on another tab and he starts filling the form. The information says "Please use this form to request the removal of a deceased person's account or for memorialization special requests. We extend our condolences and appreciate your patience and understanding throughout this process. Unrelated inquires received through this channel may not receive a response. To protect the privacy of people on Facebook, we cannot provide anyone with login information for accounts."

He types up his full name and Email address. He types "Stanley Marsh" and his Email was "coberman26@gmail.com." Stan types up his deceased friend's name "Kyle Broflovski" and he types up the website that shows proof. He types up his Email "69ingchipmunks@me.com" His relationship with him used to be dating but the short relationship lasted only a week because Wendy want Stan back, to which Kyle was okay with it. So he clicks on "Friend". He clicks on the month, day and year of Kyle's passing. He puts April 12, 2015. He clicks on "Memorialize account". After he does the information, he clicks on submit but it won't work. There was a pop up and he closes it. He looks through the information, everything says "I GOT HIM!" He decided to go to Kyle's account unfriend him but scared so he asks Wendy.

Stan types:

"Ur right"

"C? I told ya"

"Should I unfriend him?"

"I guess."

He went back to Kyle's account, he clicks on that arrow that says "Friends" with a check on it but the word "Unfriend" looks gray and he wouldn't even click on it. He goes iMessage and texts to Wendy.

"I can't"

"Why?"

"Like it won't click uggggghh, u could be more helpful"

"Refresh the page?"

Stan goes back to google chrome and refreshes the page. He clicks on the arrow again and the word appears bold, which he can click on now, he does so and it changes to "Add a Friend", he smiles. He goes back typing Wendy. He texts:

"Problem Solved"

"Ok, but mayb is bcuz 2day is the anniversary of Kyle's"

"So?"

She sends a link to him called UnexplainedForums. 

Wendy didn't respond after that. He exits and goes back to Skype. "Guys I'm writing an Email." Kenny notices Cartman looking at something on his phone. "Stop looking at porn fatass." "SHUT UP KENNY." Stan laughs and so does the others. "Stop." A message came up and says: 

"You shouldn't done that Stan." 

What the hell? He goes back to Facebook and sees the message and it was still typing, it sends a new message, it says:

"I want your help"

He decided to click the link Wendy sent him, it appears an article called "DO NOT ANSWER MESSAGES FROM THE DEAD" "What?" Stan says in a confused tone. He scrolls some of the information saying, a spirit forces you to kill yourself, and confess your sin. He goes to Facebook again and types:

"Whoever is using my dead friend's account, I'm going to report you."

Sooner, he thinks about Bebe, he texts Wendy on iMessage, he texts:

"Have u talked to Bebe?"

"No, why?"

Stan gets out of iMessage and resumes talking to his friends. "Hey guys, did you talked to Bebe?" They said no so Stan decides to add her, they basically don't like her because she's a bitch and a Floozy. Stan goes on Facebook again and types:

"Bebe is this you? If is you, get out of his account Floozy."

Cartman says, "Can I be honest, I don't like Bebe." Heidi's friendship with Bebe ended in 8th grade because of the fight they had and they still argue. Heidi laughs, "The only person who likes Bebe is Bebe." "See? Heidi gets my point" Stan adds Bebe and waits for her call. 

She accepts and gets on. Cartman yells. "Hey Bebe. Respond dumb bitch." "Can you hear me now Cartman?" "Yes Floozy." "Even though you can't hear me, I can on the other end." Stan chuckles and clicks on 679 by Fetty Wap. Bebe responds, "Do you guys bought the tickets like I asked you?" "We did." Kenny responds. Bebe shrugs and keeps talking, "I was thinking which seat is better to sit on?" Stan asks, "I pick balcony." Bebe does, too. Heidi giggles, "I pick orchestra." (Best seat ever, orchestra, to be honest I'm afraid of heights) Bebe says sarcastically, "I'm sure you will." Stan checks on Heidi's account and there's many pictures of Bebe, smoking hookahs, having a good time which makes Stan snicker. "Bebe, you're cool." "Aww thanks. I just got my hair done." "You do look look cooler now but check your Facebook." Bebe  does so and she's enraged. "WHAT THE HELL? Heidi, it came from your account." "Bebe to be honest, I didn't post those."

They keep looking at those and shows the photo of Bebe, passed, her legs are spread and her right thigh is written with a Sharpie and it says, "FUN HERE" and the arrow points at her yaya. " HEIDI YOU TRASHY BITCH, DELETE THESE HEIDI." "You calling me trashy, are you serious?" "Yes, I'm asking you a favor to delete those." " I will help you or can suck my dick and piss off." Cartman chuckles at the argument, "Girls, I'll pick ya'll all up and you can fight outside of Wendy's or something." Finally, Heidi delete those photos. Stan laughs at Cartman, "You wish." "You can fight at a Taco Bell parking lot and you guys can slap fight or something." Finally, Heidi delete the photos until the photo was transferred to Kenny's account. "KENNY WHAT THE FUCK? Did you copy and paste them?" A comment appeared and says:

"Bebe, ur a bitch XD"

Bebe looks at the comment and was shocked. "Aww you're doing your nails, you're so innocent, I'm a bitch?" Heidi looks at the comment, "I didn't typed anything." Stan gets annoying from their arguing, "Girls just stop." A comment came up and says:

"I'm with Heidi."

Bebe rolls her eyes, and pissed. "Sure Stan, take Heidi's side. Did you typed it." Stan looks at her confused, "Huh?" He looks at the comment. "I didn't typed anything." Bebe raises her voice, "IF YOU DID NOT TYPED IT THEN WHO DID?" 

A comment appears, it says:

"It was me."

No one knew it was their dead friend.