Addison90: Dude
Markiplier: I have a name and it certainly isn't dude
Addison90: Mark
Markiplier: Addison
Addison90: I've done my research on you all week
Markiplier: Stalking me are we now?
Addison90: A stranger randomly messages me, did you really think I wasn't gonna look you up lol?
Markiplier: Okay you got me there
Markiplier: I've checked out all your social medias too, actually
Addison90: Stalking me are we now?
Markiplier: Touché
Addison90: Okay but I'm not famous, you're famous
Markiplier: I'm really not famous
Addison90: You're verified on all your social medias
Markiplier: That doesn't necessarily mean anything
Addison90: Serious question
Markiplier: Shoot
Addison90: Is your last name really Iplier HAHA
Markipler: Leave
Addison90: LMAO
Markiplier: It's Fischbach
Addison90: Mark Fischbach
Markiplier: It's got a certain ring to it, doesn't it?
Addison90: Suuuureeee
Markiplier: Okay then what's your last name?
Addison90: Blake
Addison90: I have an actual serious question this time
Markiplier: What is it?
Addison90: How did you even find me?
Addison90: Why did you wanna talk to me for?
Markiplier: You were under my suggestions to follow
Markiplier: Because you're pretty and I want to get to know you that's why doofus
Markiplier: I usually don't do this btw
Addison90: Do what?
Markiplier: Message a girl I don't know online and start talking to her
Addison90: Why? I mean we're all strangers until one gets to know another and then you're not strangers anymore
Markiplier: Wow Addison that's deep
Addison90: I have my moments
Markiplier: Well have you seen catfish?
Addison90: No
Markiplier: Neither have I
Addison90: I hate you
Markiplier: U wot m8
Markiplier: But seriously, I don't know I just took a risk and decided to message you. I didn't even think you'd answer.
Addison90: If anything it'd be the other way around
Addison90: People who know who you are would probably die to be in my position and you're the one dying to talk to me?
Addison90: I've never even heard of you before, I feel kinda bad like I feel like I should know who you are.
Markiplier: No, it's good you don't know me. Usually everyone I meet already knows who I am, it's nice to see I'm a stranger to someone.
Markiplier: I don't date "fans" it's hard for me when it comes to dating because I don't know if they're really into me or my success or money so it's actually nice to see someone who has never seen or heard of me before and is interested in getting to know me.
Addison90: We're dating?
Markiplier: Sorry I gotta blast !1!1!!
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