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Son: hey bby cant wait til we shake the bed tonight
Son: alrdy bout 'banana coverz'
Dad: excuse me?
Son: OMG it's A JOKE A JOKE!!!
Dad: ...ok then
Son: hey bby, my dadio almost found bout our lttl plan
Dad: Home Now, you're grounded for a week, and we're having the sex talk again
Son: bby my dads a ass
Dad: still me, you're grounded for a month, and I'm taking you're phone.

So me. Lol.

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