Jorden's POV
I was about to leave when I saw my bitch mother and basturd father at the door. "God damn it." I muttered angrily I opened the door asking them annoyed, "What do you want?" My mother sneered telling me, "We're not here for you, We're here for Tiger. Well good, because she's a million miles away from you." I sneered back just then my uncle came, "What's going on here?" "Nothing Allen, I'm just giving Tiger her gift." "Sorry Mallory but she's not here." "Looks like you were telling the truth for once. She said, I growled in anger then she said, Well then you can make yourself useful and take it to her." That was it, "i'm not your fucking delivery boy, bitch." She gasped then asked my uncle, Allen, you don't let him out like this do you?" "Mallory, he's a grown man he can do what he wants plus i'll give Tiger her gift for you." She smiled a sickly sweet smile and said, "Now that's more like it. Have a good holiday. Oh, do us a favor and keep him inside." I glared at the door long after they left. "Jorden, Are you alright?" My aunt asked worried, I sighed, "Yeah, I'm fine just hate them." My uncle frowned a bit but said nothing instead my aunt gave me a small bag. "What this?" I asked, "Oh honey those are the presents for Tiger and her little friends." I gave the bag a weird glance but my uncle told me that he used a spell to help carry everything. I grinned thanking him then left back for work and Tiger. When I finally got there it was late so I went to bed, that morning I headed to the hufflepuff dorm only to be stopped by that Diggery kid he told he that Tiger was with the Griffindors I nodded my head and went there to surprise my cousin. After telling the fat lady the password I grinned, "How's it going kids?" I called happily to see them, "Jorden." I heard Tiger say in surprise. "The one and only,Baby cousin." I told her with a wink then a handed out their gifts with a warning. When Tiger opened her gift, I saw the wonder on her face as she pulled it out just then I heard Potter say, "What is this?" I turned my head to see a dream capture similar to Tigers, I looked over to the Weasleys to see that Ron had gotten a little stone figure, the twins slingshots and Hermione a book. I saw that Tiger was reading something so I went behind her to see what I laughed out loud while jokingly telling them that uncle had made then his genie pigs. "He did not." Tiger said annoyed then told them what each thing did. She also told Granger to thank auntie which I was glad for. Once she got to the Weasley twins they asked her if uncle could adopt them I grinned at the thought, Personally I would if I could but mama Weasley would probably bitch at me. Then I remembered my bitch mothers "important gift". Before I forget I have these things to give you, One was her dress auntie had made it herself using some left over material from one of "her" dresses, the second was my present, I gave her a beautiful amber necklace that my french penpal, Cleménce had sent me, saying that she thought Tiger might like it, and lastly was my bitch mothers gift to her I told her that she didn't have to open it if she didn't want to but rolled my eyes when she told me that she still wanted to open it. "What ever, I told her then asked, So what did you get?" She told me that mama Weasley had given her a sweater and cookies, Hagrid gave her some fudge and a book to which I jokingly told her that it would make great fire wood. Granger started glaring so I told her to calm down. I notice she unwrapped another present, I grew angry when I saw what it was, it was the charm bracelet that Lupin gave her for her fourteenth birthday. I asked Tiger to, "Give me his address, I'm going to kick his ass." "Jorden, leave him alone!" Tiger warningly but I replied with, "Whatever." I'm still mad at him, soon she opened a gift from Black I saw it was a carving of a wolf. I rolled my eyes, then she opened my mothers gift. Inside the small box was a corsage and a note. After opening everything, Tiger and I hunged out until she had to get ready she gave me a hug but then asked me about the camera I had to told her that I was going to take pictures and maybe get black mail. She asked me about it so I told her nothing.
Fred's POV
At the ball George and I were dancing with our dates but broke away to spike the punch. We took turns keeping watch but then we heard a voice say, "What the hell are you two doing?" I looked up only to see Tiger's cousin he gave us a quick glance then said, "Give me a cup." I was worried about spiking a teacher when he told us to cover him, We did as told soon he faced us agin with a cup of punch grinning he told us to sip it, to our surprise it tasted like normal punch. I told us how he balanced the flavor and hid the alcohol. We were both amazed and later when we asked how he knew this, he told us that he used to crash a ton of parties and would do this to screw with people. he then started telling us about a story from when he was at Hogwarts, "Oh I remembered this one time when I snuck into this party where they had two punch bowls. I spiked one of them but ended up forgetting which one when I became thirsty so I took two glasses of each one but ended up getting totally hammered." "What happened?" We asked him, "It was weird, I ended up making out with this ugly girl and ended up passed out in the hospital wing because, he paused then said, someone found me unconscious in the great hall with my shirt off and my pants around my head, Uh long story short kids, when your drinking do it in a group and make sure no one in that group has a camera." "Don't worry professor we will." George told him then we parted ways.
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FanfictionHello, my name is Jorden Hohnsen. The professors know me as their student back in the day, the students at Hogwarts know me as the assistant Professor, Tiger knows me as her cousin.... But does she know all about me? This is m...
Chapter Twenty Eight: Not Again
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