Phil: hey dan how are you feeling
Dan: hey phil...how are those hickies ;)
Phil: im gonna kill you
Dan: dont act like you didnt enjoy it
Phil: im not
Phil: but how are you holding up
Dan: eh
Dan: emotionless really
Phil: that doesnt sound good
Phil: have you visited your mum
Dan: once
Dan: i really havent done much these past two days
Dan: really like an existential crisis
Dan: but worse because my mum isnt here to take care of me
Phil: ill take care of you
Dan: no you dont have to
Phil: are you sure
Dan: yeah
Dan: but dont go
Dan: i still want to talk
Dan: like we used to
Phil: okay
Phil: what do you want to talk about
Dan: welll what have you been up to
Dan: have any kinks? ;)
Phil: dAN
Dan: what, don't wanna gET SEXY
Phil: i rather not
Dan: i rather yes
Phil: dan stop being horny
Dan: no
Phil: yes
Dan: nO
Phil: yES
Dan: NEVER
Phil: dan
Dan: what
Phil: stop
Dan: NO
Dan: why
Phil: because
Dan: am i getting you hard? ;)))))
Phil: text me back when you're not horny
Dan: what???????
Dan: afraid of having a little fuuuuu????
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Dan: fuck
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Ayeeee another long texting chapter BE HAPPY
Also this would have been updated earlier but I was getting physical with my sister and her friend and then we got bubble tea and I drank a lot of water and I SAW DUCKS
Here is a very terrible picture of them:
I've got a Samsung Galaxy s5 mini and the camera is a little crap sometimes ngl buT DUCKS
So yeah enjoy the ducks EMBRACE the ducks bye
~tbao
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Fake Number: A Phanfiction
FanfictionOne day, Dan meets a girl at a bar. He likes her a lot, and so he asks her for her number. She gives it to him, no problem. When he texts her the next day, he finds out that she, indeed, gave him a fake number. But who knew something good could come...
