I Love You, I Guess || Tristan Evans

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@itsconnor: long time no see

@itsconnor: *talk 

@itsconnor: whatevs

@brad_lee: you see and talk to us every day, dumbass 

@itsconnor: i meant nora, dumbass 

@noranotoriousbeauty: *smartass 

@brad_lee: what? 

@noranotoriousbeauty: that's how it goes. one person calls the other person a dumbass and then the second person calls the first person a smartass 

@brad_lee: i don't know what you and tris do but con is a dumbass 

@itsconnor: hey!

@itsconnor: also i know exactly what she and tris do ;) 

@noranotoriousbeauty: bruce is right. you are a dumbass 

@itsconnor: you just won't admit to the truth lalalalalalalalala 

@brad_lee: my name is brad! 

@noranotoriousbeauty: change your username and i'll believe it 

@brad_lee: you are a hardhead 

@noranotoriousbeauty: you are a dumbass

@noranotoriousbeauty: you and con are tweedledum and tweedledummer :* 

@itsconnor: mean 

@itsconnor: i missed you, though xD

@noranotoriousbeauty: aw i missed you too, con 

@brad_lee: such love. you give me the feeeeeeels 

@itsconnor: we are the best of friends 

@noranotoriousbeauty: i don't know you, person 

@itsconnor: we are still besties 

@noranotoriousbeauty: peas in a pod 

@itsconnor: bosom buddies 

@noranotoriousbeauty: confidantes

@itsconnor: pals 

@noranotoriousbeauty: bffs 

@itsconnor: best friends 

@itsnora: now we match too 

@brad_lee: you changed your username xD

@itsnora: no shit sherlock xD

@brad_lee: fuck you watson xD

@itsnora: i will not be watson 

@itsconnor: i am batman and you are robin

 @itsnora: i am sorry, connor, but if this is how you're going to treat this best friendship i cannot be your best friend anymore 

@itsconnor: i understand. i guess this batman is flying alone. :( 

@brad_lee: i'll let you be sherlock, nora

@elea_nora: i'm on board

@brad_lee: oh, i see what you did there xD 

@brad_lee: smart girl 

@elea_nora: that's why i'm sherlock 

@brad_lee: you got it boss 

@elea_nora: no, watson, we are friends foremost 

@james_mcvey22: what's going on here? 

@itsconnor: nora and i were best friends but we couldn't both be batman so we had to let go of the best in our friendship so now we're only friends and now she is best friends with brad because she is sherlock and he is watson 

@james_mcvey22: why did i even ask? xD

@brad_lee: we even have matching usernames 

@james_mcvey22: i can see that xD 

@james_mcvey22: don't i get a best friendship with nora? :( 

@eleanora_ahearn23: of course, my cute best friend

@brad_lee: are you cheating on me?! 

@eleanora_ahearn23: learn to share, bradley. 

@james_mcvey22: yes, bradley. sharing is caring. 

@brad_lee: i am even getting called by my full first name! i feel so attacked right now!

 @tris_evans_01: hello, crew

@brad_lee: tristan, your girlfriend and one your best friends are attacking me! 

@james_mcvey22: see! even you say 'one of'. learn to share, bradley. 

@eleanora_ahearn23: girlfriend? 

@itsconnor: ...

@brad_lee: did i say girlfriend? i meant girl friend as in a girl who is a friend 

@eleanora_ahearn23: uh-huh 

@brad_lee: you don't sound convinced 

@eleanora_ahearn23: ;) 

@eleanora_ahearn23: i'm going to bed. talk to you tommorow, squad. goodnight. <3

@brad_lee: no wait 

@brad_lee: don't go

@brad_lee: nora! 

@itsconnor: xD 

@james_mcvey22: oh brad xD 

@tris_evans_01: ...

@brad_lee: nooooora!