I Love You, I Guess || Tristan Evans

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@noranotoriousbeauty: you're in a band?

@tris_evans_01: yeah. The Vamps. we're trying to make it big. 

@noranotoriousbeauty: cool. can i come to a gig? i like bands 

@tris_evans_01: well, we haven't had one yet. we're still in the garage stage. but once we do, sure. 

@noranotoriousbeauty: cool. i'm watching your cover videos on youtube now. you're pretty good. 

@tris_evans_01: thanks. why did you decide to stalk my profile again? 

@noranotoriousbeauty: i was bored

@tris_evans_01: unsurprising 

@noranotoriousbeauty: what is that supposed to mean? 

@tris_evans_01: you're always bored 

@noranotoriousbeauty: that's why i have you, dummy

@tris_evans_01: you're saying that i save you from your boredom? 

@noranotoriousbeauty: exactement 

@tris_evans_01: merci merci 

@noranotoriousbeauty: pas des quoi pas des quoi 

@tris_evans_01: chat

@tris_evans_01: chien 

@tris_evans_01: baguette 

@tris_evans_01: fromage 

@tris_evans_01: merde

@tris_evans_01: that about concludes my knowledge on french 

@noranotoriousbeauty: i love how one of the only words you know is merde 

@noranotoriousbeauty: putain 

@tris_evans_01: scheisse

@noranotoriousbeauty: that's german

@tris_evans_01: still a swear word 

@noranotoriousbeauty: your guitarist is suss

@tris_evans_01: what? 

@noranotoriousbeauty: since we're speaking german 

@noranotoriousbeauty: i said your guitarist is cute 

@tris_evans_01: hey! i'm cute too!

@noranotoriousbeauty: aw, is Tris jealous? 

@tris_evans_01: no 

@noranotoriousbeauty: you got hot stop being greedy 

@tris_evans_01: fine fine 

@noranotoriousbeauty: look at you bang those drums 

@tris_evans_01: nora? 

@noranotoriousbeauty: so hard 

@tris_evans_01: nora????

@noranotoriousbeauty: bang those drums, Tris! bang them! ohhhhh

@tris_evans_01: NORA????? 

@noranotoriousbeauty: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

@noranotoriousbeauty: that was fun 

@tris_evans_01: screw you 

@noranotoriousbeauty: don't screw me

@noranotoriousbeauty: bang me

@noranotoriousbeauty: as hard as you bang your drums 

@tris_evans_01: really? ;)

@noranotoriousbeauty: no don't join in. it's not fun like that 

@tris_evans_01: lol

@noranotoriousbeauty: don't lol me evans

@tris_evans_01: lol 

@noranotoriousbeauty: seriously. stop. 

@tris_evans_01: lol 

@noranotoriousbeauty: i will log off and stop talking to you 

@tris_evans_01: lol 

@noranotoriousbeauty: okay if that's how you want to play 

@tris_evans_01: lol 

@tris_evans_01: lol 

@tris_evans_01: lol 

@tris_evans_01: nora? 

@tris_evans_01: oh you actually left 

@tris_evans_01: come on nora come back 

@tris_evans_01: noraaaaa 

@tris_evans_01: i'm bored 

@tris_evans_01: noooooraaaa 

@tris_evans_01: i'm sorry nora come back 

@noranotoriousbeauty: jesus christ 

@noranotoriousbeauty: stop whining 

@tris_evans_01: lol 

@tris_evans_01: nora? 

@tris_evans_01: noraaaaaa