Quotes, Jokes and Comebacks

Where do you live?

Police: Where do you live?
Me: With me parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me when I tell you.
Police: Tell me!
Me: Next to my house.