I have decided to throw a bunch of guys I know into the endless abyss. I just discovered that if you tie a rope around their waist you can drag them back out at a later date, for instance when their parents pay the ransom. As a matter of fact I just threw a guy in there today. A friend and I tazered him and threw him in the abyss. it was kinda sad cause he didn't have a chance of escape, maybe I should have given him a warning. Nah, that would have been too nice of me all things considered.
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Thoughts From My Insanity
HumorI attempt to reveal to you the thought processes (or the lack thereof) within my cranium. I may not be known as a completely insane person, but I do tend to think in a strange, funny, and altogether weird way. To say the least this collection is not...