I got em puns
RATED E FOR EGGS
THESE EGGS
ARE EGGSCELLENT.
IM NOT EGGSAGGERATING.
YOU CAN TELL BY MY EGGSPRESSION
THEYRE EGGCEPTIONAL-
EGGSTRA FLUFFY
EGGSTREMELY TASTY
COOKED EGGSACTLY RIGHT
BY AN EGGSPERT
WITH LOT OF EGGSPERIENCE
NOW ILL EGGSAMINE DA BILL
OOH-MUCH MORE EGGSPENSIVE
THAN I EGGSPECTED
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!
WHERE DA EGGXIT DOE?OML THAT WAS SOO HARD TO DO GUYS
I AM DA PUN MASTER
Hehe DEEEZ EGGS
I'm Soo punny
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Aphmau's Secrets
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