The Hogwarts Student Read Harry Potter Fan Fictions.
Harry: Oh my Merlin! I would never... *shudder* Malfoy.
Draco: How dare you use my name Potter!
Hermione: Oh! Look at this one! It's about draco and some random chick called... Alice.
Draco: How dare you speak mudblood- what?
Ron: Yeah, some girl named Alison and you fall in love!
Harry: EWWWWW!!! Its another Malfoy and Potter one!!! *girlish squeal then faints*
Draco: *barf*
Ron: Draco had chicken!!
Hermione: Ewww! Ron! That's gross!
Ron: Hermione! You've been cheating on me with Malfoy?!
Hermione: No, never Ron!
*Draco stops barfing and walks back*
Draco: Me with that mudblood.. Ha! No... *cough*
Hermione: *slaps Draco* Shut up, Draco!
*Harry wakes up*
Harry: w-What happened?
Ron: Hermione is cheating on me with Malfoy!
Harry: I thought you and I had something, Draco!
Draco: We never had anything Harry!
Harry: Oh yeah, that's right...
Draco: *facepalm*
Ron: *slaps Draco* stop dating my girlfriend!
Draco: What's up with all you people smacking me?!
Harry: Wait! I haven't slapped you yet! *slaps Draco*
Draco: Really Harry?
Harry: Yes.
Neville: Hey guys whatcha doing?
Draco: Longbottom.
Hermione: We're reading things that muggles are righting about us.
Ron: A lot of them are romances.
Neville: Who are they writing romances about? And how do they know about out personal lives?
Harry: Most of them are about Malfoy, me having a twin, and some are short stories that involve people like you and Luna or Seamus and people I didn't even know go to Hogwarts.... And I don't even want to know how they know about our lives...
Ron: It's like someone wrote about us or made a movie...
Hermione: Are you kidding Ron? That's ridiculous!
Harry: It kinda makes sense.
Hermione: Harry! Don't agree with him!!
Draco: I think it's a pretty reasonable explanation. *cough* for a blood traitor.
Hermione: Who cares what you think, Malfoy?
Draco: My father will hear about this.
Neville: You've said that every time something happens that you don't like.
Hermione: Ewwww!!
*Hermione faints*
Ron: What is it?
*Harry walks to computer and reads screen*
Harry: It's a Snape and Hermione one!
Draco and Ron: Ewwwww!!
