wrong number // shefani

tumblr indie artists // chapter 13

11:35 AM

Blake: its still 11 and they're giving me lunch already like wtf

Gwen: awe poor blakie boo

Blake: tf?! where did blakie boo came from?

Gwen: your ass ;)

Blake: the same place where your album came from lmao ;)

Gwen: fuck u

Blake: ill take it back if you take those back.

Gwen: fine i take it back

Blake: same

Blake: so

Blake: i like the album

Blake: * love

Gwen: thank u

Gwen: haha i saw ur tweet about how many albums you bought lmao

Gwen: you didnt have to

Blake: im giving it to charity lol

Gwen: oh rly

Blake: i love rare. is it about me?

Gwen: ;)

Blake: tell meh

Gwen: ;)

Gwen: ill send you the Japanese version so you can listen to the other bonus track

Gwen: its entitled, war paint.

Blake: sure.

Gwen: you finished eating now?

Blake: yeah and it tastes fucking disgusting ew

Gwen: every hospital food tastes like dog shit

Blake: preach sister gwen

Gwen: dont go religious with me right now asshole

Blake: you're not the boss of me bitch

Gwen: * in halsey voice * ur such a bitch

Blake: who tf is halsey?

Gwen: HAHAHHAHAHAH

Blake: what

Gwen: shes an indie artist i think?

Blake: oh the girl with blue hair?

Gwen: yeah

Blake: i think shes great, her songwriting is not like anything else but she's very generic though

Gwen: tru but i like her

Blake: how bout melanie martinez?

Gwen: STOP BITCH I LUV HER WITH ALL FUCKING HEART

Blake: i know her and adam knows her too

Gwen: oh yeah you were on the voice

Blake: so were you

Gwen: but you weren't there when it was my season and i wasnt there when it was melanie's season

Blake: BABE

Gwen: you're so cool

Blake: are you referencing behati's tattoo?

Gwen: uhm yeah

Blake: k

Gwen: hey when r u gonna go home?

Blake: probs on friday

Gwen: 2 more days bby

Blake: it wont be that long babe

Gwen: i know but i just miss you bby

Blake: just 2 more days.

Gwen: i fixed the apartment for us :)

Blake: dont you think its too soon?

Gwen: idc about whether its too early or late because i just want to be with you ASAP

Blake: okay bby

Blake: this may sound weird but what are we really?

Gwen: all i know is we're not friends with benefits lmao

Blake: be serious with me

Gwen: if its okay with you?

Blake: ofc

Blake: lets make it official now

Gwen: YAS

Blake: will you Gwen Renee Stefani be my girlfriend til death do us part?

Gwen: lmao.

Gwen: I DO BLAKE TOLLISON SHELTON!!! I WILL BE YOUR EVER-LOVING GIRLFRIEND !!!!

Blake: YAY

Blake: we have to celebrate as soon as get home okay!?

Gwen: hell yeah.

Gwen: get well soon babe. i love you so much

Blake: i love you too babe. take care of yourself okay. i have to go now bye!

Gwen: bye babe! see you on friday. cant wait.

♡

neither of them may know halsey but yeah i still included it cause why not?¿ both of them knows melanie since gwen listens to her and blake saw her on the voice so yeah!

QOTD: have you heard TIWTTFL already? if yes, whats your personal fave?

AOTD: ofc i have! my personal faves would probably be:
- send me a picture
- asking 4 it ft. fetty wap
- getting warmer
- rare
- where would i be?
- naughty
- me without you
- red flag and;
- loveable

I LOVE EVERYTHING OSNHSHSHWJSJ

THE ALBUM SOUNDS VVVVV BADASS

( not shefani related but; )
CONGRATS TO BEHATI AND CANDICE FOR BEING FUTURE MOM BESTIES. they're literally bff goals i mean both of them are pregnant at the same time!!1!1! if that isnt goals wtf is wrong with you.

when will ur faves ever?