Friend: I want to be an actress some day:
Me: *deep breath* YOU LIKE D&D, AUDREY HEPBURN, FANGORIA, HARRY HOUDINI AND CROQUET. YOU CANT SWIM YOU CANT DANCE, AND YOU DONT KNOW KARATE. FACE IT, YOURE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT.
Friend: ... Huh?
Me: Nevermind.