waggles- he decided to add matt, tom, and i to the chat
dicks- oh god
jorDONEwithu- my reaction exactly
dicks- jordan why are u even up?? i thought u slept at night.
jorDONEwithu- i do. i almost always wake up about this time.
syndicutie- that explains why ur so grumpy wumpy in the afternoon
jorDONEwithu- yea bc you're here
syndicutie- oh
waggles- MATT AND TOM STOPPED FUCKING
dicks- whAT
waggles- i cANT KEEP A SECRET TO SAVE MY LIFE
dicks- tell them to continue banging
dicks- but get it on video
dicks- then send it to me
waggles- okay okay. we have to stop talking about this or matt will leave the chat and i get tired of adding him back into the other chat eVERY day
jorDONEwithu- my lips are sealed
syndicutie- *zips pants*
dicks- why
syndicutie- i was waiting for jordan but i guess that's not gonna happen
jorDONEwithu- not yet ;)
syndicutie- I HAVE HOPE
thomasTheTrain- hello
syndicutie- i like trains
syndicutie- they go choo choo
waggles- tom you've had too many coffees
syndicutie- nOT ENOUGH COFFEE
dicks- yo tom can i get some coffee
syndicutie- i will cut u
MattTheDragon- oh
jorDONEwithu- hi matt
MattTheDragon- wait
MattTheDragon- how did we get in here?
waggles- a hyper tom added us
MattTheDragon- but tom isn't hyper?
thomasTheTrain- other tom
MattTheDragon- ohhh
syndicutie- jordan can i come over
jorDONEwithu- no
syndicutie- but im already in my car
dicks- tom don't text and drive sweetie
syndicutie- k mom
jorDONEwithu- i have to let him in don't i?
waggles- if you don't then he'll end up falling off of a high place
dicks- rip
MattTheDragon- he's driving when he's hyper?
thomasTheTrain- there's nothing bad about that
MattTheDragon- but he's hyper
dicks- he'll be fine
jorDONEwithu- i have to deal with a man child who drank six cups of coffee at four in the morning
waggles- rip jordan's bathroom
jorDONEwithu- oH nO
MattTheDragon- well.. um.. i had a nice night
thomasTheTrain- me too
dicks- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
waggles- can i say
thomasTheTrain- no
waggles- plEASE
MattTheDragon- no.
waggles- BUT EVERYONE IS GAY HERE
waggles- right
jorDONEwithu- hella
waggles- sEE
MattTheDragon- sonja who do you like
dicks- martha
waggles- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
waggles- cAN I PLEASE TELL OMFG
jorDONEwithu- just say it
thomasTheTrain- fine. u can say it.
waggles- tHanK
waggles- mAtT aNd tOm wErE fuCkiNg
dicks- and u didn't film it. wow.
thomasTheTrain- i would've but sOMEONE doesn't want
to be naked on the internet
dicks- matt why don't u like like larry
MattTheDragon- because living like larry is dangerous
jorDONEwithu- HOLY SHIT SOMEONE IS BANGING ON MY FRONT DOOR
dicks- language jordy :0
waggles- i bet it's tom
jorDONEwithu- i opened the door and he walked in singing adele
thomasTheTrain- hello
waggles- it's me
MattTheDragon- stop
jorDONEwithu- iM dYinG hElp
dicks- o
jorDONEwithu- tOm wAlked iNto thE kiTchen aNd sAw thE kNifE rAck aNd scReAmeD
jorDONEwithu- i think i should scream now
dicks- is he going too deep for u jordan
thomasTheTrain- there is no such thing as too deep
MattTheDragon- tHATS A FUCKING LIE TOM
waggles- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
dicks- did he go too deep for u matt? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
waggles- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MattTheDragon- maybe
MattTheDragon- my ass hurts
thomasTheDragon- yOURS DOES? DID U EVEN THINK ABOUT MINE
waggles- what did you switch places?
MattTheDragon- he was being slow and awkward at first then i had to show him how it was done then he did it perfectly
thomasTheTrain- so i was perfect? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
dicks- this is so gay
waggles- ikr
jorDONEwithu- i forced tom to take sleeping pills then i locked him in the closet with a pillow and blanket
dicks- would u look at that
dicks- tom is gonna come out of the closet again
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FanfictionjorDONEwithu Has Been Added To The Chat Room By syndicutie. jorDONEwithu- tom why have u added me to this chat syndicutie- bc ur antisocial and won't talk to ur fRIENDS. dicks- yeah jordy wtf is wrong with u?? tucker- i hate you all.
