V: *ponders*..... *suddenly gets idea* THAT'S IT! CASSIDY!
Cassidy: Yes?
V: *leans in and whispers something*
Cassidy: Why are you asking?
V: One, you know I don't judge; two, I is bored...
Timeskip 30 min. later....
Yuki: *scribbling down more ways to commit homicide*
V: *oddly deep voice* Hey, Yuki~
Yuki: Hey, V- OHMYGOD! WHAT THE FRESH HECK?!
The sight before Yuki is very shocking...It is V... as a boy.
V: I wanted to try something new today! :3 Whaddaya think?
Yuki: O///O You look... nice...?
V: Come on! Although my physical appearance may be different, I am still a girl on the inside! And we're still practical siblings, so you can be honest with me!
Yuki: Um...okay... you'rereally*mumble*...
V: What? Didn't quite catch that.
Yuki: I... I SAID YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE! >///<
Yui: Who looks cute? *Realization* GASP! CROIKEY V! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! •o•
V: SHHH! Be quiet! If Alicandra finds out-!
Alicandra: Finds out wha-....
V: ..... Haaaay, sis! ^_^
Alicandra: O.O Vi...? What. The. Fuck?
V: I asked Cassidy to turn me into a guy- BUT DON'T WORRY! It only lasts for a few hours!
Alicandra: Why...?!
MoonPie: What's goin- Oh my god...
V: Haaay! MoonPie! Nice day, isn't it?
MoonPie: You're a guy...
V: Yeah...?
MoonPie: You have a penis.
V: *blushes* Well... yeah... it's only gonna last for a few hours, though.
MoonPie: Then let's do something!
V: WHAT?! O///O
Yui: WHAT?!
Shadow: WHAT?!
Alicandra: WHAT?!
Yuki: WHAT?!
Cassidy: WHAT?!
Shisune: WHAT?!
Adam: *deep, manly voice* WHAAAAAT?!
V: Look, Moon. I'm very flattered, but there's no way in Hell that I'm doing anything with anyone anytime soon. Especially like this!
MoonPie: But I've always wondered how a guy works! And Shadow won't let me experiment on him!
V: You ain't touchin me.
MoonPie: How big is it?
V: How big is-? Oh. *blush* Well... I dunno...
MoonPie: Can we find out?
V: NO! >:( You ain't violating me! I'd feel so... weird...
Alicandra: Well... not exactly. Technically, you're a boy. And your bisexual anyway, so wouldn't it be okay...?
MoonPie: Besides, judging from all the lemons you read, I'd say you'd want to.
V: Alley, dispite that being true, I'm very surprised you'd think that way. As terrible as you are, I'm just stunned that you'd let someone violate your sibling. And MoonPie. If I were to do something like that, it'd be when I'm older, and from a FEMALE'S PERSPECTIVE!
Yuki: I wanna be a dude, too... o^o
Cassidy: Oh god...
V: I'm not sure you want to do this. One, it would drain Cassidy. Two, do you really wanna have a guy's... thing?
Yuki: You did it, though... :3
V: I'm stupid like that. You, of all, should know.
Yuki: I. Want. To. Be. A. Guy. TOO! -^-
Cassidy: Fine... Come with me.
Timeskip 10 min. later...
Cassidy: Oh, hey V? I forgot to tell you... it isn't temporary...
V: WHAT?! OH GOTH NO! IM STUCK WITH A DICK FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?! *panicked screaming*
Yuki: Well, that's not good.
Cassidy: You two being stuck as dudes? Yeah, that's not good.
Yuki: No! My si- BROTHER is in panic mode now!
And so, V and Yuki became dudes and lived happily ever after! :3
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Oh my goth, no. Just... no.
MASSIVE FACEPALM ON MY PART
I'm so sorry guys. I got bored, and this- whatever this is- happened.
This is honestly the most messed up chapter in this book so far.
Why, me? Just why...?
And just for clarification, this doesn't mean that I, or Yuki-chan is transgendered irl.
This is just something I came up with out of the insane hell hole, called my imagination.
Hope u guys liked it, tho!
#Headshots
~V◆Snipe
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Book Of Stupidity
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