"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carrey
DEDICATION: This is for yvonne_30 because your votes and fun comments are super motivating. Thanks so much!
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"Fletcher, are you in position?"
"Ready to go with the flow, yo!"
"Let's use your enthusiasm for doing this, not making lame rhymes."
"Hey! Who're you calling lame?"
"Dude! Focus!"
"Oh, right. Ninja mission. Hiya!"
"No ninja chopping until we get access to the files!"
"Aww, you're such a party pooper."
"This relationship is never going to work if we keep arguing like this."
"Pshhh, I don't need you! I have an awesome sushi girlfriend!"
"Speaking of which, I need to call her."
"Wait, you're leaving me? I'll never let go, Jack! I'll never let go!"
"Yeah, I'm gonna go and speak to someone way more sane. Ciao!"
"Am I at least allowed to buy a chocolate bar?"
"Permission granted."
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Eye Drops (#2)
Short Story"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist...
