Harry Potter/Twilight mix

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Hermione Granger: I can't stand this anymore! 

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Ronald Weasley: What's wrong Mione?

Harry Potter: Yeah, what's goin on Mione?

Ginny Weasley: Mione, I know what your problem is.... if you don't like it anymore- then end it...

Hermione Granger: Thanks Ginny! I will. Ronald Weasley, I am breaking up with you.

Harry Potter: Ouch...

Draco Malfoy: Haha. Weasely got dumped! 

Ronald Weasley: What? Why....I thought we were going to grow up- get married and have two kids by the names of Rose and Hugo?

Hermione Granger: What makes you think that?

Ronald Weasley: Because that's what JK Rowling said in the book....

J.K Rowling: Yes- well that was before I realised you were a boring couple... I am going to rewrite the story where Hermione and Draco end up together :)

Draco Malfoy O.O WHAT?!?! Me....and....Granger...you can't be serious...

Sirius Black: No, I'm Sirius.

Harry Potter: Haha. Malfoy and Hermione sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G. LOL 

Draco Malfoy: Shut it Potter! 

Ginny Weasley: Awww. I think you two will make a very cute couple :) 

Hermione Granger: Well...this is awkward...

Draco Malfoy: You're telling me... 

Hermione Granger: I was thinking of going out with Edward Cullen.

Harry Potter: You mean, that vampire guy that looks just like Cedric?

Hermione Granger: Yep. 

Bella Swan: Sorry- but uh, Edward is my man...

Hermione Granger: Oh. I thought you were with the werewolf...Jacob?

Edward Cullen: This is awkward....

Jacob Black: I think Hermione and Edward should get together so I can have Bella.

Draco Malfoy: No. I want Hermione!

Bella Swan: And I want Edward!

Ronald Weasley: I am forever alone. :(

Jacob Black: Me too :( Hey Ron, wanna hang out sometime?

Hermione Granger: O.O Malfoy...do you know what you just said? And Jacob....and Ron? WOW. 

Harry Potter: O.O 

Ginny Weasley: <3 Draco and Hermione <3

Bella Swan: I think we should call them 'DraMione' :D

Draco Malfoy: What do you say Granger....RoR in 10 min?

Hermione Granger: Sure. Better than Weasley I guess. 

Ginny Weasley: Awwww

Ronald Weasley: :(

Harry Potter: O.O

Everyone signs off except Draco and Hermione

~~~~~~~~one hour later~~~~~~~~~

Hermione Granger: wow Draco. That was amazing <3

Draco Malfoy: same here babe ;) <3

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