Homestuck x Reader

Gamzee x Reader

Everybody needs entertainment, right? Well, that's what Gamzee thinks. Currently, said troll, was lip syncing and dancing to ACDC's 'Shook Me All Night Long'.

"She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes..."

Karkat was about to rip his eyes out, Kanaya had fainted, and you were snickering. Gamzee looked towards you, smiled a goofy smile, and grabbed your face.

The scent of slime pies and Faygo was almost nauseating to you, but you didn't mind. In fact, the only thing on your mind was the question: I wonder what Gamzee's lips feel like?

So, being the rational person you are, grabbed his shoulders and crashed your lips onto his.

"ThAt WaS aWeSoMe, LiL' mAmA!" He exclaimed, throwing his arms around you to express his delight.

"AND COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR! WHY THE FLIPPITY FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT IN FRONT OF ME?!"

You smirked at Karkat as his face burned cherry red from the scene in front of him.

"I like to show off~"