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Phil is not on fire 79

A/N: Welcome to my first fic! It took me nearly a month to finish. After reading the fics Dan and Phil made, no tabinof spoilers please, I had the urge (pun not intended) to write a fic where Dan and Phil are just friends. Then I had a pinof marathon and this came to be. Also I hope the formatting makes sense. The italics is what's happening in the videos they're watching and the regular text is what's happening in the rest of the fic. :D

I forgot that this isn't exactly phan. Dan and Phil are with other people. Just go with it.

Summary: Dan thinks what better way to reminisce on a friend's life than watch old videos you made together.

I decided to film a video with Phil in person since it's been a while. Jessica and Becky are joining me today. I set up my film equipment and sit down next to Phil. Jessica and Becky hide behind Phil so it could be a surprise when I introduce them.

"Hello Internet! It has been 16 years since Phil died. 16 was Phil's favorite number so on his 16th death anniversary I am doing this year's philisnotonfire with the actual Phil!"

"Oh Phil there was never a better king of the universe. Jan 30 1987 – Nov 17 2071." I read off of Phil's tombstone.

"There were never any truer words ever said. Anyway! I have two special guests with me. My wife Jessica and Phil's wife Becky! Say hi guys!" They say hi and Jessica sits on my right and Becky sits on the left of Phil.

"So today we are going to react to some of the previous philisnotonfire's." says Jessica.

"That's why we're not at home so Phil can't say anything." Becky says giggling.

"Right. Let's a Go!" I say in a Mario voice.

phil is not on fire

"Why do you always make cat whiskers on your face?" I pause the video.

"Shit! I forgot about the cat whiskers. I must really be getting old."

"You are nearly 100 years old Dan," says Becky matter of fact.

"Nice face at the beginning Dan," says Jessica smiling.

"Shut up both of you. That's beside the point," I sigh and start drawing their whiskers. Jessica draws on mine then Becky starts jumping up and down excitedly.

"What's up with you?" Jessica says while pushing Becky back down.

"I have a cat whiskers necklace that we could put on Phil!" screams Becky.

"How the hell do you still have one of those? We don't sell them anymore I don't think."

"Phil gave me one for our first anniversary and I kept it ever since." Becky says putting it on Phil's tombstone.

"Okay let's go back to the video!"

~time skip to after they finish watching the video~

"So guys what did you think? I didn't think I would ever watch that, but it is an essential piece of dan and phil history I guess."

"You and Phil's viewers were so weird. What was with the squeaky voices?"

"2009 was a weird time, but the viewers are still weird if they watched us for this long. I'll edit this bit to make us have squeaky voices. What about you Becky?"

"I miss Phil and I miss you and Phil's friendship."

"Aww Becky come here." We pull Becky into a hug.

"Let's just move on to the next one."

Phil is not on fire 2

"Would you rather have a mermaid's tail and your face or have a fish face and your body?"