Your MCR Zodiac!

~Signs as fake MCR discoveries~

Confused? Like, they discover something that's not real...you'll see
Aries: Ray discovers he's Frank's dad
Taurus: Gerard discovers he's a female (in sorry)
Gemini: Mikey discovers he has a medical disability prohibiting him from upturning his mouth
Cancer: Frank discovers his kid Cherry is an actual cherry
Leo: Gerard discovers his real name is Getard
Virgo: All members discover MCR never broke up!!!!
Libra: Frank discovers Ray's fro is actually a wig
Scorpio: Mikey discovers he's been drafted as an arts and crafts teacher (some will get)
Sagittarius: Frank and Gerard discover that they are literally unable to age
Capricorn: Ray discovers he has icing permanently stuck to his hand from a cupcake (...do you get?)
Aquarius: Mikey discovers Gerard never lost his baby teeth
Pisces: Frank discovers his parents named him Frank so that they could say "to be FRANK with you" and burst out laughing.

On a positive note, my ideas will probably get more creative as I go on. This ones kinda cool right? Eh see you